Butt Mummy

A piece of crap wrapped in a piece of toilet paper left in your butt from the last time you took a crap.

"Dude, this morning at school I dropped a butt mummy in the hallway."

by Ån†hønyTa¥lør January 20, 2009

The Mummy

while defecating, you wrap your hand in toilet paper as if it were being mummified. You then proceed to wipe back hand and forehand. Then bam, youre done.

Connor: How was your shit, bro? It sounded nasty. You gonna shower?

Ben: Naw man, I pulled The Mummy.

by Chimpy91 June 1, 2011

Mummy Head

An individual qualifying as a non-person who is awkward, odd, socially retarded and generally uncomfortable to be around. They bring nothing to the table in most any situation and may as well be wallpaper, a buoy or a pile of dog crap as it inevitably turns hard and white.

Leslie just sat there like a Mummy Head while we all searched for the missing coffee mug.

by pigbpenapocalypse March 22, 2012

Mummykins

An affectionate name for your mother use mainly around the Kings Lynn area of the UK

Morning mummykins how are you today?

by Bilko1840c May 17, 2012

shitty mummy

The technique of rolling toilet paper many times around hand before ass wiping commences.

where did all of the shit paper go>????
oh, must have been the curse of the shitty mummy.

see also, Shitmitt.

by Josh February 8, 2005

toilet paper mummy

When you're at a party with kids or teenagers, and someone gets the bright idea to wrap someone up completely in toilet paper. The victim, willingly or unwillingly, stands with their arms at their sides amd legs together as they are wrapped from head to toe, resembling a mummy. This also can occur at children's party games and can happen with plastic wrap or duct tape in place of toilet tissue.

"Hey, I've got an idea—let's make you into a toilet paper mummy!"
"A what now?"
"We'll wrap you up in toilet paper! It'll be fun!"

by Huehuehue321 June 18, 2017

Mummy

Mummy is a slang term used for a marijuana blunt with two joint papers wrapped around it turning the outside appearance white. This First originated in Summerville, South Carolina (also know as the 843).

Boy 1- Wanna come over to my house after school me and antoine rolled a mummy up

Boy 2- Yea i'd love to sounds like a real swell time

Boy 1- okay dude see you there

by {843} TJP {843} February 20, 2011