Aspires to be that kind of young, trendy, active mother on social media, but fails horrifically in all regards. Their regular posts, largely shared from other sources, include how all models are actually ugly without PhotoShop, prize competitions to win holidays to Ibiza, scare stories about people giving out Halloween candy that's secretly drugs and conspiracy theories about Madeleine McCann, as well as horror stories contributed by other Scummy Mummies of things to happen to their children, with captions such as 'If sum1 did that to my wee Beyonce I'd flippin rek them, hnnnnng.'
A typical scummy mummy will spend several hours a day applying make-up, before posting to Facebook that real men like real women and not fake ones like Kate Upton.
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a cloud of skin, feces, dirt and scalp dandruff, that can be found on the unwashed clothes and bodies of homeless and or drug addicts. Similar to the dust found in a mummies crypt.
Bruh, I gave this homeless guy a ride home when he pop'd out of the car he left me in a could of his mummy dust.
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A term used to describe the actions of when, after a male masturbates, said man wraps bundles of toilet paper on their arm to clean off the splooge from their hand.
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A term used for when after a female stimulates a man’s penis causing an orgasm, preferably by jerking him off, and then proceeds to bundle her hand in toilet paper to clean her hands off.
A term used to describe the actions of when, after a male masturbates, said man wraps bundles of toilet paper on their arm to clean off the splooge from their hand.
Cum Mummy, (v) (com mumi)
A term used for when after a female stimulates a man’s penis causing an orgasm, preferably by jerking him off, and then proceeds to bundle her hand in toilet paper to clean her hands off.
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“I was fapping last night, and I did a cum mummy.”
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“Samantha and I were getting frisky last night, and she jerked me off; and then she pulled a cum mummy on me.”
“I was fapping last night, and I did a cum mummy.”
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“Samantha and I were getting frisky last night, and she jerked me off; and then she pulled a cum mummy on me.”
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Get the Professional Mummy mug.When a guy and his bestfriend put both their dicks in one condom to have have sex with the others girlfriend/wife
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Get the Mummy Buddy mug.When you realy don't feel like taking a shower after having intercourse, but your cock is still wet with vag secretions, you go to the bathroom and wrap your meat stick with toilet paper as to not get your undies wet. Also, Toilet-paper-cock is substitutible.
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