Mule for Purchase

1- Any mule that is available to be bought, as opposed to rented;
2- Any person taking a severe beating, albeit not so severe as the ones experienced by a rented mule.

I will beat you like a rented mule, or a Mule for Purchase. Fact is, if there is livestock involved, I will beat you like it.

by Matt Amazo January 18, 2008

muled

When one walks through a fart, carrying it with them into another area or room.

Oh, gross! You muled that fart in here from the bedroom!

by spacerockzero November 27, 2011

mule eating briars

Grinning from ear to ear, displaying all your teeth, much like a mule eating briars would look. Not to be confused with a shit eating grin.

Shirley came out of her alimony hearing lokkin like a mule eating briars.

by jamesnbk1108 February 8, 2009

Melee in Motown

a gigantic brawl that erupted between the indiana pacers basketball team and fans of the detroit pistons on november 19 2004 after ron artest fouled ben wallace. wallace pushed artest, who landed on the broadcast table and had aa cup of beer thrown on him. this led to many pacers players going into the stands to fight fans. the situation quickly deteriorated into one of the most disgusting displays of stupidity ever put on

Guy 1: Dude, that fight last night was nothing compared to the Melee in Motown!
Guy 2: Yeah man, you're right.

by tyrone biggums November 20, 2004

Mufeez

A kind warm hearted boy with only positive vibes to offer. WIll help you out in any situation and will always be there for you! Don't take the mufeez in your life for granted !!

I don't know how i will reach home yaar,..
it's ok mufeez will drop you !

by chicken fajita April 12, 2019

mule

The outcome of when a donkey and a horse get it on.

My horse betty got fucked by your dirty bastard donkey. Now ive got a mule on my hands.

by Poo on a stick January 19, 2004

Hung Like A Mule

To be hung like a mule, have you ever seen the size of a mule's unit?

Yo baby i'm hung like a mule.

by Daddylove April 24, 2003