MTV

Stands for Music Television yet never shows any music except for maybe the soft core porno rap videos every so often.

Ophelia: Let's see what's on MTV! *goes to channel*
Tessa: Oh look more reality bull shit, what a waste of a channel.
Ophelia: Damn you MTV you used to play music.

by Minty Fresh April 9, 2006

MTV

A network that takes pride in exploiting people with low IQ and self-esteem.

MTV Announcer: Tune in next week for the premiere of Suck My Dad. A show where girls suck off contestants dad for a shot at a DATE with their sons.

by obolongo December 30, 2008

MTV

(M)usical (T)esticle (V)olleyball

If you watch Musical Testicle Volleyball, you are a homo. Enough said.

by Tyler July 20, 2003

MTV

A disgusting corporation that brainwashes kids (and adults, for that matter) into being like everyone else and being a vegetable. Do what you're told, don't (god forbid!) think...thinking isn't COOl!
MTV = evil

"OmG!!! I AlWaYs LyKeD DeM, bUt I CoUlDn'T bY dA Cd b\C MtV dIdN'T SaY iT waS PxNk RawK!!!!!!!"
If MTV was a food, it would be shit...not that I ever ate shit or anything...

by Jordan December 17, 2004

MTV

mtv can suck a gooch and a beanbag

rap blow my ass

by rhcpgod July 31, 2003

MTV

The orange juice concentrate of all TV networks containing only 1% or less of what it's supposed to have.

MTV sucks

by Roastmasters May 17, 2009

MTV

Music television. A popular cable/satellite television station viewed primarily by teenagers and pre-teens. MTV used to be a station dedicated to showing music videos, but it has since changed its programming to bland reality shows about teenagers.

"... music still on MTV..." ~Bowling for Soup

by Masquatto January 15, 2005