Holy Moses Mother of Pearl is something you would yell instead of swearing when your in the company of small children and the elderly and something bad has happened.
On the way home from Chuck-E-Cheese Pizza, Ryan's friend started to feel sick and to his moms surprise Ryan's friend Jesse vomited hitting her in the back of her head! With vomit running down her back she almost dropped the "F" bomb and instead shouted, "Holy Moses Mother of Pearl!" "Did you just recycle pizza in my hair?"
by Shucky Kunt August 30, 2017
When you are having sex with a girl during her period, and, as did Moses, you proclaim "Let my penis go!" and you part her red sea...
Yo Keyshawn, hear about Jamal "Milf Man" Jackson? He gave that shortie a Moses Red Sea-Splitter last night. Eat that, Maxipads!
by Mr. Potato Head Jr. July 19, 2006
by moses friend September 20, 2023
Long flowing red pubic hairs that resemble a man's beard on your vagina, or a burning bush. It can glow in the sun, the dark, and sometimes resemble a lawn gnome
by broelle September 13, 2009
The most difficult trick ever attempted on skis, on foot, on the high dive, or the trampoline. It is considered physically impossible by many physicists, but a few legends have stomped them.
by willdebeast June 02, 2011
Part the pink sea like Moses is a description of ones sexual prowess. It is a phrase meant to imply that one is so skilled or gifted in some area of sexual activity, that they can almost literally control the opening and pleasure of vaginas at will and with little effort. Akin to Moses opening the red sea.
Can also be used as a powerful exclamation due to the immediate imagery conjured by the phrase.
Can also be used as a powerful exclamation due to the immediate imagery conjured by the phrase.
" I stared down at her and knew all that she desired. I could see how I wanted her, I knew it would happen long before she did, I would part the pink sea like moses. Then the road to all my fantasies would be fully open."
Harry: " hey man are you goin out tonight with that chickyou met at the bar?"
Richard: " you bet your ass man, ima part the pink sea like moses!"
Bar hoochie: " ...(muffled) you know im standing right here right!?"
Harry: " hey man are you goin out tonight with that chickyou met at the bar?"
Richard: " you bet your ass man, ima part the pink sea like moses!"
Bar hoochie: " ...(muffled) you know im standing right here right!?"
by Fanboy1692 January 31, 2018
The process of a woman performing relation on a man until he ejaculates into a toothbrush which is then inserted into his urethra too the bristles. Once inserted he thrusts his pelvis which the toothbrush is in the woman’s mouth essentially brushing her teeth with his seed.
I just got a new toothbrush so the wife and decided to break it in and whiten her teeth with a Moses Lake Oral B-J
by Krustee 78 September 29, 2021