Captain Moonrays

A being from another world who slays women on a dailly basis.
To gain the title Captain Moonrays you will need to have had sex at least several hundred times.

Obama currently has the title of Captain Moonrays as he has slayed many women in his time.

by Captain Moonrays November 17, 2011

moonface

When someone passes out (or it could happen during kinky sex, you decide) and someone else (usually of the opposite sex) bends over and takes an enormous crap on the persons face while simultaneously rubbing their ass cheeks into it, creating a sludgy pool of human feces all over the persons face.

"Yo, Dean, what did you do with your new girlfriend last night?"

"Rob, I moonfaced that bitch!!"

by Stuntz March 16, 2008

moonman

a freakish looking person with an abnormally large body part.

did you see paul's huge chin? he is such a moonman!

by ashleyyynelson March 20, 2008

moonjob

The act of recieving fellatio in lunar space craft

Rodger: "Hey Janet, give me a moonjob now!"

by matt jano September 4, 2010

Moonha

when looking at a female and who you think to be ugly you shall say the word moonha. it's birth was an accident when lukesouthwell was talking to jamieschramm and manuel da silva and 2 ugly girls walked past and lukesouthwell shouted out hey yo moonha.

argh look at them girls....MOONHA

by luke southwell April 3, 2003

moonday

a day in which a blonde (or claire) considers to be a full moon.

ella: "I think i'll have a party moonday"
claire: "Is that when like there's a full moon or something?"
ella and rachel: "No stupid, moonday = MONDAY"

by stoneleighite November 11, 2008

Moongasm

To have a moongasm, one must be looking at a picture of Michael Moon while masturbating. The completion of the moongasm requires the masturbator to be consuming mass amounts of reese's and then must finish off into a bowl of doritos.

I had a double moongasm after lunch when I was alone in the break room. Nobody will touch those doritos now.

by Stephen Ricks January 9, 2008