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moni

A short girl of Mexican descent who frequents book stores, coffee shops and craft stores. Enjoys scrapbooking and diagramming sentences. Likes to bake, watch the History channel, have long conversations, discuss philosophy, preach atheism, correct grammar, abuse exclamation points, take pictures and rob banks.
I saw Moni at the book store yesterday.
Moni's here for her white choclate mocha.
I got a page in Moni's scrapbook. Cool!
Moni won't stop taking pictures; what a nerd!
by visitor_here December 28, 2005
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Moni

noun: a sexy mother. A women of high class tat always introduces her name and career because she has it going for her. Body and all. She is gorgeous. Refrenced alot many as a joke for going in any situation. For example, going to moni vag.
Andie: My mom is sooo cool!!!
Juan: Yea I know and she's gotta be a moni she has a bangin body.
by jbizzey February 13, 2013
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Moni-rex-asaurus

A term to define an short girl with a large ass, pig nose and short, stubby arms. She runs like a raptor, and when she stops moving the smell of ass moves in for it's silent but deadly kill. This girl will also have a large, large, gianormous vagina. It will be so large/loose that when you stick 3 fingers to a fist insider her vagina and she will not even know it is there.
Boy: "OMG, Look at that girl with the big ass, short stubby arms, and the pig nose that runs like a raptor."

Girl: "That's a Moni-rex-asaurus"

Boy: "Do you smell ass?"
by Tokin' Gay Dude May 29, 2010
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Monica Bellucci

Seeing Monica Bellucci makes me forget how to breathe.
by prettymaryk March 22, 2008
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mongoid

someone who shows characteristic of a retard and a geek at the same time
dnt put that there you mongoid
by Jenny Adkins May 24, 2006
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Monica Lewinsky

A female who was a White House intern during the Clinton administration. This intern used all of her wit, charm, and resources to get close to the President in order to charm him, seduce him, and have a sexual relationship with him, which turned to oral sex.
This woman has been chastised and insulted by everyone for doing something that ANYONE would have done. Bill Clinton is one of THE most popular Presidents in US History and had male and female admirers who were straight and gay. He is charismatic, attractive, and magnetic and just being around him is like being around a ball of energy and positivity.
Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton both acted inappropriately... there is no question about that. But, when it comes down to it, she did what many people around the country wanted to do. So, everyone needs to think twice before judging.
"Monica Lewinsky was a slut!"

"I would have done the same thing... and so would you!"
by CTS May 26, 2005
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Monica

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My mothafuckin nigga
by ShareBear November 18, 2014
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