gideon missouri

It's like a lost town with a bunch of meth heads mowing their yards at 3 a.m. With spotlights.

Don't go to Gideon Missouri unless you plan to meff around.

by JimmyMeffCorn June 23, 2017

Cameron Missouri

Small town. Home of the greatest blunt roller ever. The shittiest shit hole of a government. Cops don’t like people who are not white. Basically a town living under hitlers regime.

Cameron Missouri is a poophole

by MrLevine October 15, 2017

The Missouri Moan

When you're having intercourse and you lean into your partners ear and screech like a TIE fighter engine.

Guy#1: I did The Missouri Moan on this hooker from Utah
Guy#2: Shi sounds hot as hell
Guy#1: She fucking died of a heart attack

by fwre er;kjgnvfherigvslejhb egh March 26, 2022

Steelville Missouri

We have a lot tourists we’re the floating capital of the U.S. and our school pretty cool

Chris:are you from steelville Missouri

Parker:yeah why?
Chris:your lady cardinals kicked our ass in basketball last week

by I’m from steelville Missouri May 24, 2022

Eagleville Missouri

If you desire a third world shit-hole experience, And have a little time on your hands, Then why not stop in to the shittiest place south of the iowa border. Eagleville is overran by inbred wannabe rednecks. In order to fit in in this town you gotta have one of them higher up last names that starts with a c or a g or a p. You will never again come across anybody more judgemental or up in everybody else's business and having the cops on speed dial like you will with the snitches of Eagleville. The previous sheriff of the county recently painted his wall red after he got caught stealing drugs and abusing power. The court system of the county is rigged and unjust. With all the crooked stuff going on in harrison county. One knows he is safe if he just avoids that shitty place called Methany..(bethany)

Tom paid someone to steal his truck for the insurance money to pay off the bank loan at the Eagleville Missouri bank.

by Luserfriendly March 6, 2023

Princeton, Missouri

The melting pot of Missouri. Residents are of all ethicisties. They are very good at drinking beer, smoking pot, and sports. Also, they shoot a lot of big deer. Will run into the occasional meth head, don’t be alarmed

Princeton, Missouri is the shit.

by Shitstain123456789 April 12, 2019

St. Joseph, Missouri

Shithole of Missouri, overran by tweakers and sluts that hoe themselves out for dope

Let's go to St. Joseph, Missouri to get some meth, we can get some there, St Joseph always has meth.

by Missourishithole July 25, 2018