Mississippi Crane

When a guy sits on the toilet backwards, penis faced towards toilet water with intent to nut. The guy has no cleanup afterwards for easy jacking off.

Alex: Yo, last night I did the Mississippi Crane while my sister was in the shower!
Nash: Sheesh

by Bryceyburnybaxty June 3, 2021

Mississippi Squirel

The sexual act during a good ole southern gang bang where two or more guys insert their "nuts" aka testicals into the loose lips of a large trailer park whore, making it look like a squirel prepairing its self for the long winter ahead.

When big Mike and the boys get together it will only take a few Natty Daddy's and that bitch will be stuffing the Mississippi Squirel in no time.

by BuschBoy30 May 22, 2013

nice mississippi

A phrase that usually refers to a person's ass starting from the top of the ass and runs all the way down the legs to the toes. Sort of like the Mississippi river.

The girl with the pink shirt has a nice mississippi.

by funnyguy415 July 3, 2018

Mississippi Mio

Mississippi Mud Beer(it's smooth and less than bitter) with some Mio "Drink Enhancer" in it. Mango Peach is the original flavor Mississippi Mio

I had some Mango Peach Mississippi Mio now I'm buzzing hard!

by The_Grey_Ghost May 25, 2011

mississippi mudhole

Its better than a butthole

sure is

-Mississippi mudhole

by PaulsEgo March 15, 2018

mississippi centipede

The act of giving oral to anal services in a human centipede fashion while shitting.

Tara, Stacy, and I had a Mississippi Centipede last night.

by Waking746 June 7, 2016

mississippi stew

When one busts a fatty and the majority of the load lands and pools in one's belly button

After a hard day's work I relieved myself and ended up with a fresh bowl of Mississippi stew

by Neckbeardmcautism January 28, 2018