Miles Eggworth

The greatest proseggcutor of all time (besides maybe godeggt)

Person 1: Have you played the game Eggs Eggttorney?

Person 2: Yeah, Miles Eggworth is so cool

by CABAGE No2 March 29, 2022

Thotical Mile

How far the average man can nut. Used for measuring the surface area of the thot.

Tim: Yo! How big was theshorty?
Tyrone: About 5 thotical miles.
Tim: Damn!!

by Matthew Glasgow September 22, 2018

Sgt Miles

A character from the video game Slendytubbies 3. He also shows up in Slendytubbies Apocalypse DLC and Slendytubbies What Comes After. He's sometimes a dick but he can also be very nice. He's usually only nice to Anne, though.

Sgt Miles is a dick. He slapped me just because I was hallucinating.

by Bæn October 20, 2020

miled up

Something that has very high mileage (i.e a car, a woman, a horse)

Damn Kidd, that carr is miled up

by Bobnissan August 24, 2015

miles heizer

Miles Heizer is another word for Perfect or Perfection

''Wow look at this sunset! It's so Miles Heizer.''

by noavailtoday May 04, 2017

miles heizer

a talented netflix actor with a voice so pretty he could make the dictionary sound interesting.

"i recognise that actor, he's miles heizer!"

by cynicalwish September 01, 2021

Dick miles

A measurement of the amount of penis a female has received.

Man, you got a lemon. Stacy has a lot of dick miles on her. Did you get the warranty?

by Antikemet March 10, 2020