mikey hans

The most beutiful man in the world,has a gigantic penis,and makes many people jealous of his large penis
all the women desire a mikey hans.

stevie: oh my fucking god i was in the locker room and this kid had a penis so big!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
johnie: ohh he must be a "mikey hans"

by sarah trast April 14, 2009

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Little Mikey

1)n. a cute but ultimately odd creature that smells obsenely awful until dosed with baby shampoo
2)v. to shake oneself in a violent spasmic manner in order to rid one's self of water.

1)Look at that Little Mikey happily romping about with that pillow.
2)Will you stop Littly Mikeying and use a fucking towel?

by Lori Gottlieb June 18, 2003

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mikey mode

When someone acts retarded and extra white and thinks that the language he speaks is American.

That man is going mikey mode.

by IFistedMySister June 11, 2019

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A gorgeous, loveable, irresistible guy. Mikey is the type of guy any girl would be lucky to spend their life with, and should be grateful to have. He's athletic, has a great smile, and is an exceptionally hard worker. He doesn't always make the best decisions but that's only because his sensitive side gives into others easily. With the right guidance and love he is a sure fire catch; ready and willing to commit to making the future brighter whether with a friend or his girl. Once you experience anything with Mikey you'll never want to lose him.

What a beautiful couple and blessed life... Amber sure is lucky to have Mikey Schmitt by her side.

by Ryderchik May 4, 2018

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