mikey hans

The most beutiful man in the world,has a gigantic penis,and makes many people jealous of his large penis
all the women desire a mikey hans.

stevie: oh my fucking god i was in the locker room and this kid had a penis so big!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
johnie: ohh he must be a "mikey hans"

by sarah trast April 14, 2009

Little Mikey

1)n. a cute but ultimately odd creature that smells obsenely awful until dosed with baby shampoo
2)v. to shake oneself in a violent spasmic manner in order to rid one's self of water.

1)Look at that Little Mikey happily romping about with that pillow.
2)Will you stop Littly Mikeying and use a fucking towel?

by Lori Gottlieb June 18, 2003

mikey mode

When someone acts retarded and extra white and thinks that the language he speaks is American.

That man is going mikey mode.

by IFistedMySister June 11, 2019

Mikey Schmitt

A gorgeous, loveable, irresistible guy. Mikey is the type of guy any girl would be lucky to spend their life with, and should be grateful to have. He's athletic, has a great smile, and is an exceptionally hard worker. He doesn't always make the best decisions but that's only because his sensitive side gives into others easily. With the right guidance and love he is a sure fire catch; ready and willing to commit to making the future brighter whether with a friend or his girl. Once you experience anything with Mikey you'll never want to lose him.

What a beautiful couple and blessed life... Amber sure is lucky to have Mikey Schmitt by her side.

by Ryderchik May 4, 2018

Being a Mikey

Sucking the absolute shit out of someone dick for clout.

Stop sucking him ur being a Mikey

by Mikeyisafagbag May 2, 2020

Mikey mike

A term used when approaching a group of black men to call yourself gay

Ayyy wassup my names Mikey mike

by Yellowrello5 November 6, 2018

mikey brewer

he is one of the sweetest guys on this universe :) he always know how to make you laugh and smile 24/7 everytime i talk to him my heart starts to melt and i get butterflies all in my stomach , he is just soooo amazing :) he knows how to treat a women he definitely is not like all the other guys. he is everything a girl would want and im very very blessed to have him in my life im gonna keep him forever !! and im never ever gonna let him go away <3 I LOVE YOU MIKEY FOREVER AND ALWAYS

mikey brewer:you are one of the sweetest most beautifulest girl ive ever talked too you make me sooooo very happy :)

taylor:awwwwwww you make me sooo happy tooo im in love with you ive never felt like this bout any guy before

mikey brewer:awwww baby your sooo sweet <3 im in love with you tooo im gonna stay with you forever and im never gonna loose you baby I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH

by taytay65132132 May 26, 2011