midwest clapper

midwest clapper occurs when you're receiving oral sex in the back seat of your car on a hot midwest summer nite.Right when you're ready to nut ,you pullout and shoot it up one of her nostrils,hence clearing her sinuses.

My girls allergies were bothering her until i gave her a midwest clapper. She' much better now.

by Alittle Unwell March 28, 2007

Midwestern Healthy

A human found inhabiting the Midwestern states that are exceptionally overweight. They are often found wearing tight clothes that are outdated and brightly colored. Males have a tendency to display a shaven head and variety of facial hair styles. Females usually have a large hair display and often bleached. Both are found to enjoy generic cigarettes, fast food and cheep canned beer.

That fat bitch is midwestern healthy. cornbitch wife beater too fat to wear that

by cheek E monkee July 24, 2010

Battle of Midway

This is when two people are engaged in anal sex and the partner who is currently getting it in the ass tries as hard as they can to shit while the other partner works at pushing said shit back from whence it came

Dude, last night i walked in on my parents during the Battle of Midway

by James N. P. May 7, 2005

Midwife

A person, usually a woman who dragged out the baby from the pregnant woman's vagina.

"The midwife is sticking her fingers in to reach the baby's head"

by iamtiredandshouldgotobed February 1, 2010

midify

To cause to be held in lesser esteem or respect.
To decrease in significance.
To reduce in fact or in appearance
intransitive senses : to have the power of causing objects to appear smaller than they are

Looking through the glass will midify your view.

by Jessica Kovach December 5, 2005

The Midwestern I Do

When you are having sex with your girlfriend and "ya'lls" Grandma walks in.

"The Midwestern I do" is like a spit-shake. A official stamp of approval.

Once Grandma walked in on Her grandkids the wedding was official. I do's was said.

by NoMyCupOfRegret September 7, 2019

Midwest Mcflurry

You Cum into a girl's nose, then you tickle her nose with an eagles feather. And wait until she sneezes the jizz out onto her ice Cream, then giving it to her friend, thus having made a midwest mcflurry

Yo Laquetrandaniesha last night you know that ice cream with whipped cream i gave you. It was actually a Midwest Mcflurry.

by Dustin Milller December 26, 2007