midnight love 

Someone that you either text or texts you between the hours of 12 am- 4am for the sole purpose of having sex or because they feel lonely and they one their into isn’t responding.

Angel: Jackson keeps texting me at 3 am and asks “are you awake?”
Jessica: you’re nothing but a midnight love.

midnight love by dontdomethkids September 8, 2020

Midnight Shoppin 

When one goes searching for the blackest female in the building it is known as midnight shoppin.

If one goes midnight shoppin on both friday and saturday nights in the same weekend it is known as a shopping spree.

Diablo was doing some midnight shoppin at the bar last night.

Midnight Shoppin by BoVag January 20, 2008

Midnight squeeze 

When a person masturbates in a forest at night. Usually done in order to increase the strength of orgasm and arousal because of the heightened senses gained from being in a low light and possibly dangerous environment.

I went for a midnight squeeze last night, it was awsome.

Midnight squeeze by Travis Nielsen October 16, 2008

midnight bird bath

when a female goes into a dark bathroom (generally at home) in the middle of the night & sits IN the toilet because the seat has been left up.

"Being the lone female in the frat house sucks! I ended up in a midnight bird bath three times this week!!"

midnight bird bath by four on the floor September 21, 2011

midnight glimmer 

Another word for the moon.Usually used in poems as a means to articulate feelings of intoxicating romance in a scenery.Also known as the 'eye of romance' and the 'glow of compassion'.

the midnight glimmer was high above our heads as we kissed passionately with rapture.

midnight glimmer by zingeraddict November 13, 2010

Midnight Lotto Ticket 

Ejaculating on a woman's back while she sleeps in your bed, so that it hardens overnight, and the only way she can remove it the next day is by scratching it off with a quarter.

This chick passed out in my bed before we could do anything, so I gave her a midnight lotto ticket.

Midnight Lotto Ticket by KRock Radio December 15, 2008

Midnight Shuffle 

When two consensual adults tuck in their chub, hop in a tub, and sit knee to knee.

"You guys here to play a little Midnight Shuffle?"-George a.k.a Bathtub Guy

Midnight Shuffle by nobrakesonthejaketrain April 6, 2020