micro unicycle

A unicycle with no seat.

That guy just flew by on his micro unicycle.

by Philio June 1, 2015

micro-evolution

evolutionary change involving the gradual accumulation of mutations leading to new varieties within a species.

Evidence of micro-evolution can be found in minor change observed over a short period of time in a living thing.

by war and love December 15, 2012

Micro-tails

Mixed shots. Weak shots, due to diluting the liquor with other mixers or chasers, thus reducing the amount of actual liquor, and defeating the purpose of doing shots. Therefore.....they're more like miniature cocktails instead of actual shots.

Alex, do you realize the real way to take shots is pure liquor? This cranberry, filling the space of prospective vodka in my shot glass is really turning these into more of micro-tails versus real shots.

by MFierce August 6, 2010

Venis The Micro Penis

One step up from a large clitoris. Venus The Micro Penis looks like a turtle who's pulled there head back into their shell. You are able to only spot the tip. It can be yanked on comfortably with a finger and a thumb.

Girl! I had the cutest guy over last night! He has a great job, looked good, a real nice guy. Then we started making out, one thing led to another. He got naked and OMG! I thought he got in a weedwhacker accident! He had a Venis The Micro Penis! I felt sorry for him. I faked a orgasm and he left. Won't be hooking up with him again.

by Gar Grim January 12, 2019

Über Micro

1. A reference to the ability of incredible and effecient hand eye coordination, specifically for gaming. 2. A reference to the ability to control and move fingers with great effeciency.

I heard that your brother is Über Micro at new gen consoles.

I believe the reason I am so good is because of my Über Micro.

by Ray.Cx2 April 29, 2008

Maximus Micro Light

A patented LED keychain flashlight used by the military, airline pilots, campers, survivalists, and Fortune 500 corporations as a promotional giveaway.

The Maximus Micro Light provides a source of light that can easily be carried in a purse or on a keychain. The micro light is sold by Micro Light Guy, inc.

by Micro Light Guy August 22, 2010

micro orga-nigga

a black short guy

" yo body built like a micro orga-nigga

by toofvnny November 26, 2019