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fairfield methodist secondary school

outsiders need 241 to get in but those from the primary school side only needs 200, makes it look like it’s and elite school. very willing to spend on food, for example they gave the students old chang kee and dunkin donuts. the teachers most of them are really caring however theres just a few that are super irritating. fairfield cares to much about attire issues.
oh what you go to Fairfield Methodist Secondary school ?? u know bellywellyjelly was from there?
by ihateandlovefmss August 21, 2021
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al dente method

when having sex, or cooking pasta, to pull it out before completely finished.
"Ted and Katie practice the Al Dente method...oops, another kid!"
by kate0087 January 17, 2010
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Methdependence

Another name for Independence, MO

Where wiggers, white trash,meth heads and crack heads live.
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Natural Methodist

1. A born again birth control user who excessively claims to be using natural birth control method; and gives TMI about her cycle, her sex life, and her religious beliefs.

2. The natural methodist method is based on a trinity of ideas overshadowed by one all encompassing truth. Firstly, that women ovulate 14 days before menstruation begins, give or take two days. Secondly, that sperm can survive inside a woman for three days. That an egg can only be fertilized within 24 hours of being released from the ovaries.
And lastly, that anyone at work gives a shit.
She's a total Natural Methodist; she would have never made it through high school or technical school if she really was using the the rhythm method. I can't eat hard boiled eggs anymore since she told me when she ovulates.
by floorfly November 21, 2010
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The Crystal Method

The best Electronica band on the Planet. Brought into the spotlight when "Born Too Slow" from their Album, Legion of Boom was featured on the soundtrack of Need For Speed Underground
Your Stars Are Burning Gold
Born Just A Little To Slow
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top kill method

1. A sexual position whereby the female lays flat on her stomach, and the male lays flat on top of her, injecting a thick viscous liquid into her vagina.

2. Also, a method of sealing off oil spills under the ocean.
1. If I can have it any way I want it, then I want it "top kill style", baby!

2. BP attempted to use the top kill method to plug the Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf.
by amtracker May 26, 2010
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Bunch Nudge Method

When you've overdosed on Extenze and your penis is the size of your fucking forearm. While having sex, bunch nudging is when you try to stick it all in by nudging it inch by inch due to the shear overly-massive, gorilla shit size.
Craig: Yo Dan! I took an insane, bat-shit amount of Extenze other day and now my dick is as big as my leg!
Dan: Dude, it's like you have a third leg!

Make sure you use the Bunch Nudge Method on

Bailey, bro!
Craig: Man, I'll take my chances.

She'll be soar the next morning either way!
by Dr.P.Nis July 29, 2014
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