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The Philip method

The woman lies down on the American side of the border while the man does her from the Mexican border. Then right as the man jizzes he jumps over the border so the kid is conceived in the United States and Trump can’t deport him.
Philip was conceived using the Philip method. So no matter how hard he tries he’s not a real immigrant.
by CC_021 May 12, 2019
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Method To Madness

Definition for when someone does something seemingly crazy (i.e mad) for something of greater good.
Some evil guy: I'm going to blow up the city, there's a method to madness here.

Gramma Nasi: That's not how you use that term.
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The psyops method

Ban anyone for doing anything remotely funny cos you're a loser with nothing to do + he's Brazilian :thumbsup: :sob:
by goyardshoppingbags August 30, 2023
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the thrinky method

When you beat your dick connecting your thumb and pinky finger together
How do you beat yo dick?
Oh I use the thrinky method.
by Gay-Nation March 21, 2023
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The Rob Method

This is used to describe a way to smoke marijuana, when you wanna break out that new peace pipe you got except you really can't shove all the stuff in that undersized hole, and don't wanna try and make it bigger, so there is a solution. The Rob Solution.

Step 1: Roll a joint. Nice and tight.

Step 2: Shove it into the top.

Step 3: Light it up (the top end of the joint)

Step 4: Well, you know how it works.

(too fat of a join may not work, and may have to relight half-way, but it does work)
Dude 1: Dude, I wanted to break out the new peace pipe I got in Arizona last spring break, but I can't seem to work it.

Dude 2: Dude, just use The Rob Method...

...later in the week....

Dude 1: Dude!! It totally worked!
by Robtheoverdog October 22, 2011
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Math Methods

A VCE subject that bascially harder and easier than specialist maths, a lot of applications and can be irritating to some ppl, ppl drop to further maths cuz (some) teachers just don't do their job properly and confuse the whole classes, messes up their brain, depression/stress giveaway
Theo: fuck I have Math Methods
Also Theo: whatever i ma drop back to further maths
by derpythincow March 13, 2022
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J Method

When a girl uses one finger to get her thong out of her ass.
Ashley: My thong is so deep in my ass
Katelyn: Use the J Method
Ashley: Damn it really works
by JMethodEnthustiast June 21, 2019
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