Face Melter

The effects of a heavy metal scream, so high pitched that your ear drums will explode and your eyes will liquify into nothing but white ooze.

Rob Halford: Vocalist for Judas Priest, his scream is a perfect example of a Face Melter...

by Eddie Riggs January 8, 2010

meater cheater

A married man who cheats.

Ronnie Lott is a meater cheater.

by Lori September 4, 2003

Pavement Melter

A violent, vertical backfire that shoots down one's trouser leg at alarming speed, scalding the ankles before venting it's super-heated fury on the concrete upon which one is standing

Dude i need to find a toilet fast or im gonna have a pavement melter

by Killaaaaaaaaa November 23, 2010

Melted Welly

Taken from 'Rogers Profanisaurus'

A poetic term describing a lady's bodily treasure.

'Spatula was powerless to resist. His eyes burnt into hers like mamellated chalcedony. His muscular arms enfolded her body as she felt herself being swept away on a noctilucent cloud of passion. "Am I the first?" whispered Dartanyan. "Sort of," she vouchsafed in return, her voice quivering with unrequited passion. "I've not let the other two have a shot on me melted welly yet."'

by sid Bollock November 13, 2004

Manteca

Almost all definitions of White Trash but in Colombia for a female.

-"Mirá esa manteca, toda barrigona y usando ombliguera. Gas!" (-"Look at this manteca, potbelly and wearing a top. Ugh!")

by Angelita_Hermosa April 6, 2010

meated

The past tense form of the word meat. Means to pork a bean or ass-pound a fudge packer.

Mathias - "Yo. I meated that girl Olga last night on the beach. Then I meated her friend Calvin"

Jamal - "Shit's real, niqqa."

by TittySlamSwag June 28, 2011

melted

When your head is in a complete state of confusion or anger usually caused by another person.

Oh my God, why won't he ring me back?! My head is melted!

by AnnieG September 3, 2005