melting faces

Melting faces describes the action of a boot camp instructor or personal trainer whose ability to influence the body and mind is so powerfully hypnotic that you could literally keep moving until your face melted right off your skull.

client1: how many more reps do we have to-
Instructor: Less talk!!! More push!!! Let's see some melting faces!!!
client1: Aaaaaghhh, I'm meltiiiiiing!!!
client2: Ahahaha, she's mel- oh, WTF, I'm melting toooooo!!!

by savvy_savant August 6, 2010

Melting Glacier

masturbation with a icy-hot patch, and or using bengay for lube

Man i shared a melting glacier last night with Tim Curry

by Crazy Bag Man 69 April 19, 2011

mind melting

being so close to someone it feels like your minds are melted together

Nick and Jess sure are mind melting today.

by CalMack September 18, 2008

head melt

word used to describe the state your in when you cant study anymore !!!!!

i'm having a head melt right now

by katiedude May 24, 2008

Melted Pearls

Termed after the look sperm has as it looses it's familiar "pearl" look and begins to liquify.

As he cam, he gave her a pearl necklace, but noticed soon it became melted pearls on her warm skin.

by mtnblzr April 29, 2012

Melting Rodney

A person takes a shit and then freezes it for later. Resembles melting chocolate ice cream.

Some dude left a Melting Rodney in my freezer last night after the party.

by Smoot January 9, 2007

mind melt

When an outside force causes you to lose brain cells just by looking at you

psych nurses, psychologists, psychotherapists, aliens and ex gfs all cause mind melt by staring at you

by Desmoci October 4, 2013