Melissa 

Another word for Homophobia based on blind belief and extreme religious views.

Person A: Hey come on. Don't be such a Melissa. This is 21st century, we should all have equal rights regardless of our gender.

Melissa: They are all sinners. To hell with it. I hate them all.

Melissa by Peesi September 7, 2018

Melissa 

Typically known for being a sloot. Melissa's do Sloot like activities such as slooting around parking lots and playground's.

Hey Melissa wanna not be a total SLOOT in front of my parents?
sloot, slooting

Melissa by ShadowShlong January 13, 2015

Melissa 

Another word for a person who looks rather disgusting! They enjoy obsessively texting people who absolutely hate them! They like to brag about how many times they barf after parties. They are often in need of some face cream. I always see them getting stuck places. And they are alway desperate for attention!

"Look at that blubbery girl stuck under that thing over there!"
"Her names probably melissa"

Melissa by Memeneme November 22, 2011

Melissa 

a cracked out white girl who thinks just cuz she only wears true religion she looks good even tho it looks like shit and she has no style. she is locked up behind zannny bars, this girl shouldnt have a car.

a stupid bitch ass slut who loves drugs and talks shit about everyone

You see that girl driving like a Melissa, she must be high

Melissa by mikkkkkkkkkkey September 29, 2011

Melissa 

Melissa is a fun girl and will always bring brightness into your day, She always has a sense of humour that no one can ignore, she is kind and purposely tries to make others happy, she has been through hard times and prefers to hold in all her emotions, though she can struggle with her emotions, she makes sure no one else feels the same and She is always known to put up a fight when she has to, she had a lot of self respect and says things how they are, she is genuine and doesn’t care about being judged for being herself, she takes care of others and is a very talented person, she is sporty and artistic, she is a beautiful person in and out.

Person 1; “I wish I had a Melissa in my life” Person 2; “You don’t have to she’s right” there
Person 1;” Really!”

Melissa by The friend next door June 6, 2020

Melissa 

This fucked up girl that cheated on me for some ugly as kid down the street. She's so fucking stupid she doesn't know what attractive is. I played water polo and swam for the national team and a lot of girls were going for me and i picked her. Instead she picked the frosh/soph small town football player. She doesn't know anything, she's blonde by heart even though she's brunette.

Hey dude that chick i went out with is so Melissa she picked the video game geek over a jock like me.

Melissa by swimdude43 August 6, 2011

Melissa 

She is always really pretty on the outside, but once you get to know her she is as ugly as a pig that has undergone plastic surgery on the inside. If you like a Melissa than good luck to you. She is the kind of person that you can be best friends with, but then when a better offer comes up she can turn on you in an instant. As bitchy as a Melissa seems she is very sensitive and a bit overly dramatic and cries sometimes when not needed just because she may be an attention seeker. If you are friends with one then that Melissa has found a true friend who will probably stick with her through anything.

Guy: "Wow man I found this smokin' hot girl the other day"
Guy's friend: "Whats her name?"
Guy: "Melissa"
Guy's friend: "Yeah well good luck with that bitch"

Melissa by pigsundergoneplasticsurgery October 23, 2013