by Nerd Queen August 19, 2020
I love you, Melissa
by Xxx_bruh69_xxX March 25, 2020
The most annoying person you can ever know. she will copy you, and always take control of things. Melissa always has to act annoyingly cute. she will also drive away the guys/ girls your interested in.
Kayla: did you see what Melissa is wearing today?
Jake: yeah. didn't krista wear that yesterday? wow what a copycat
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jessica: hey Chris. you wanna hang out?
Chris: um sure
Melissa: ooo what are we gonna do?
Chris: on second thought maybe another time
Jake: yeah. didn't krista wear that yesterday? wow what a copycat
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jessica: hey Chris. you wanna hang out?
Chris: um sure
Melissa: ooo what are we gonna do?
Chris: on second thought maybe another time
by Nick JJ April 18, 2011
Stu: Hey did you hear about Melissa the other day?
Paul: Yeah I heard she ditched Jones and is now dating a guy named Matt, simply because Matt's white.
Stu: Damn, what a slut!
Paul: Yeah I heard she ditched Jones and is now dating a guy named Matt, simply because Matt's white.
Stu: Damn, what a slut!
by melissawey69 December 08, 2013
by Gingr May 01, 2012
An attractive female with a strand of turrets that causes her to yell racial slurs at inapropriate moments. Prone to stealing babies in order to probe them for the secrets behind their smooth skin. Dispite popular belief, Melissa's do not procreate their young by "taking it from behind" but rather by biting their mates. Part robot (usually in the knee area). Tends to be attracted to males who are overweight ("pudgy") and have slight down syndrome. Also occasionally lesbien.
Because Melissa bit me...
by Pudgymuffin August 25, 2010
Can be a cry baby for most of what she wants but can't get or have. Simple minded and illiterate. Sleeps and tries to seduce just about every guy walking, and hides the fact that she has an STD. And when she is in a relationship, most assuredly, she is after the next thing that catches her eye. Then she accuses her man that she is supposed to be with of cheating & flirting so she feels justified in her actions. She portrays a confident, self- assured, cool, calm and collected persona, but in all actually, she's a jealous, immature, deceitful, competitive, little girl who hides behind sex to make herself feel better and worthwhile. Deserves a reality check by most just because she's always running off at the mouth, rubbing people the wrong way and acting fake. Seems nice, outgoing, and fun to be around at first, but eventually you come to see and experience her issues because she's bad at hiding them for long. A lost soul.
Don't be a cunt like Melissa. Don't be that girl.
by Like it or leave it October 27, 2013