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Melissa

This fucked up girl that cheated on me for some ugly as kid down the street. She's so fucking stupid she doesn't know what attractive is. I played water polo and swam for the national team and a lot of girls were going for me and i picked her. Instead she picked the frosh/soph small town football player. She doesn't know anything, she's blonde by heart even though she's brunette.

Hey dude that chick i went out with is so Melissa she picked the video game geek over a jock like me.

by swimdude43 August 6, 2011