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Mediterranean push-up

The act of being in the push up position with your penis inside a jar filled with pickle juice solely for the purpose of receiving oral sex from your partner.
have you ever heard of a mediterranean push-up? No? It’s the act of being in the push up position with your penis inside a jar filled with pickle juice solely for the purpose of receiving oral sex from your partner. Joe’s girl told him that she would give him head if his penis tasted like pickles so, he did a Mediterranean push-up. Unfortunately his mom walked in and ruined the mood!
by The Anti Blue Falcon April 23, 2022
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Megatarian

A school where you learn to shoot wild T-Rexes.
Person 1: what kind of school do you go to?
Person 2: a megatarian school
Person 1: what's that?
Person 2: a school where you learn to shoot wild T-Rexes
Person 1: oh.
by CaptainRavioli198 July 24, 2023
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Megatron is the leader of the decepticons
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MEDITRIPOLATE

The combination of the following words :
MEDITATE: Think deeply or carefully about (something).
TRIPPIN: You're acting a fool, thinking crazy thoughts, or are maybe high on mushrooms
PERCOLATE: The process of a liquid moving slowly through a substance that has very small holes in it:

MEDITRIPOLATE: The act of meditating on a generalized reality that an individual perceives to be imagined, recycling the matter as coffee grounds through a percolator, unto reaching the conclusion that is widely accepted as truthful.
I MEDITRIPOLATED on that one forever... but they were right.
by Mloclammm September 24, 2023
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Shower Meditation

Shower meditation is the easiest way to get your mind into the Alpha stage. Just close your eyes and let the water renew you in mind and body. This is done standing up unless you shower sitting or don't have balance enough to shower with your eyes closed. However, it does work best when eyes are completely closed and you rely on the other senses to find the soap and shampoo. Shower Meditation is perfect for those who can't relax enough for conventional meditating.
This Lavender mint oil is perfect for my shower meditation.
Aroma therapy is good for shower meditation.
by AppleRay June 1, 2015
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Meg (megatron) L.B.

Cool and sassy and headstrong. Capable of anything. Very high quality and very selective friend. Seems quiet is truly fierce and driven. Witty, brilliant, tiny, and down to earth.
Also has pretty wavy hair and cute outfits and a mysterious pet cat.
oh, Meg (megatron) L.B. ? Yeah, she's the best. Can't wait for her new album to come out with her super famous friend Mads where Mads sings and Meg claps in the background. Also did you hear she's winning the nobel peace price? And that her boyfriend shaved his mustache? She's really the whooole enchilada, that one
by msquad4life February 11, 2019
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Yeeta Magitta

Person 1: *does something cool or funny*
Person 2: wow
Person 1: yeeta magitta
by Kelshehh May 4, 2019
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