cindy mayo

The crab shack . Don't ever try to get with Cindy she crawling with the bugs.

I wanted Cindy mayo until she took them pants off and it was like the crusty crab ... Ew she got bugs

by This random bitch February 27, 2014

Mayo cup

The act of a woman pushing a cream pie either anal or vaginal out and into her partners belly button

I came in that bitch and she gave me a mayo cup

by 99superduty June 10, 2018

Mayo Monkey

A racist term directed towards white people. Equivalent to calling a black person attacked chimpanzee, monkey and other primates.

White person: Stfu chimpanzee

Black person: Shut yo mouth yo mayo monkey.

by UltimateDoge September 25, 2021

mayo lover.

fat gay math/science teachers who love mayo.

ex 1. CLARKE - RISLEY .. nuff said.

ex 2.

matt; your such a fat ass.
evan; no i'm not !
matt; you're a mayo lover.!

evan; *crys*

by Freda;s;d July 13, 2010

mayo nigger

A white man, probably with the name Asher, who uses slang terms around his friends to look cool. mayo niggers want black friends but don't have any.

Ashers a fucking mayo nigger

by uwugly January 29, 2022

mayo monkey

a racial slur for white/Caucasian people. it's supposed to be offensive, but every time I hear it I just burst out laughing. it's so ridiculous, it feels kinda crazy that it's actually unironic, at least to some extent. (and yes, I'm white)

I tried selling mayo monkey passes to the black kids at my school but none of them bought any

by obscureharrypottercharacter April 30, 2023

Mayo Monkey

A racist term for a white person

Person: Shut up mayo monkey!
Me: Great... just great lol

by RDVGod September 14, 2021