mansturbating

Mansturbating is a process of masturbating to a man but it automatically removes the gay in it.

- I mansturbated to this sexy man yesterday
- That's cool, no homo in mansturbating

by Folrn September 5, 2018

Massturbating

Massturbating is masturbating during church, or while reading the bible, looking at a cross, etc.

Angela: Yeah, I heard she was massturbating in church yesterday.
also angela: What a pervert! She belongs on a cross

by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom June 8, 2019

Masterbating roulette

When a group of men sit around in a circle, they all throw a dice, the amount rolled onto the dice is the amount of jerking off you have to do. The last one to cum wins

"Hey guys, do you wanna play masterbating roulette"

"Yeah, someone should get a dice

by thegayestnays.com November 7, 2022

madturbating

Making nothing but angry, troll posts on the internet to get an ego boost and/or literally to get off on being a jerk.

Do you realize how much of your life you've wasted madturbating to "liberals"?

by EnbySithLord January 7, 2023

Musturbating

When a male wishes to partake in single-handed autoeroticism, however they have run out of lubricant such as lotion. In this case, they use mustard as a substitute for lubricant.

"Mom! Q is musturbating again!"
"Goddamnit don't you have any lotion???"

by mew0mori January 13, 2024