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Marti

Hes the cutest kid ever, loving, kind, funny and will always offer a helping hand, he also has DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF COCK AND BALLS ITS RADIOACTIVE EVERYONE TRYNA GET IN HIS PANTS
Look man a marti hide ur daughters n go hide, I WANT HIM FOR ME
by Not_simon, not/at:all September 17, 2021
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Marty McFly

It's a time travel joke about making someone sleep with their mom.
I am going to take you back in time and Marty McFly you.
by cmdr bluecrash September 21, 2021
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marty island

the greatest corner to ever touch a field. also will fuck your bitch
damn is that draco darian , nah its marty island
by anonymous August 24, 2021
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Marty

Marties comes from the word Martyr. Meaning that homeless people sacrificed themselves to be homeless so that we don’t have to be.
I gave a begging marty money on the side of the road.

The same marty sits outside the Wawa everyday
by Willisdick August 25, 2021
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Marty Forker

"Hey, did you see that guy knock down 6 refresher bombs, how awesome was that?", "Yeah, that was so Marty Forker of him".
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Marty Massage

A circuit training program which combines exercise with massage. This was created by Major Martha Halftrack, US Army (Ret.). Usually done in the mornings before her husband, Amos, gets up. It is very comforting. So, if you want comfort without a barrage, go to Camp Swampy and get a Marty Massage.
Marty: Hey Bryant, you look tired, honey. What can I do to wake you up? (Suddenly snaps her hand) I know, how about a Marty Massage? You love those!

Bryant: Okay, how about five minutes of massage, then we run down to the DFAC and back again, and then another massage? (Jumps up and takes off running)

Marty: Whoah! Hold up! We haven't even done the warm up stretches, yet. Remember, you can't do PT cold body. You'd rip a muscle, sweetie pie.

Amos: What are you two doing? Oh, the Marty Massage? I love that! Can I do it, too?

Bryant: Sure! Drop and give me one-fifty! (Blows the whistle) Ten HUT!

Marty: Good God! One hundred and fifty push ups? That's a lot of push ups. That's my honeybear, don't burn him up!

Bryant: I'm not. (They all start running for the DFAC) I'm hungry. All this exercise made me want to eat.

Amos: Whoah! Me too! I gotta eat. Then, after we eat, we can burn off more goo. Good thing she knows what she's talking about.

Marty: Well, would any of you like a massage? Its not just exercise, its massage too! The Marty Massage is awesome!
by Dusty's Baby Powder August 1, 2011
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Marty

Marty Sucks
by BlazeKing69420 November 24, 2021
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