Marryed

You misspelled married. Are you dumb?

John: I just got marryed to Vanessa!
Paul: You mean married?

John: Yeah, my bad. Wait... How do you know that i used incorrect grammar? We are speaking in person!
Paul: *sweats*

by Dragonite Studios April 14, 2020

Should I share? My dad wants me to marry Kris Wu because he is a rich guy but I got no money hehe.

It is a catchphrase made by Syafinaz Binte Zainal and I think I am working harder for money. It is my secret or not so secret maybe.

Should I share? My dad wants me to marry Kris Wu because he is a rich guy but I got no money hehe.

by syafinaz confirms that? November 18, 2023

I think I wanna marry you

A nicer way of telling someone " please don't reject my ideas, I think I know what I am doing"

Boy: jenn I think I wanna marry you.

Girl: John, lol, lets date first, then we'll figure out if we'll get married.

by Sexydimma May 27, 2021

will you marrie mme

The most beautiful girl in the world that you definitely would ask/let steal your heart because she has charm and is super funny.

31yrs & still a boy - will you marrie mme?

by imnomidget February 6, 2021

Got married in the wrong garden

1. Their relationship was doomed from the beginning

Oh they’re fighting again? They got married in the wrong garden...

by Balloon66 May 9, 2021

Marrie Ellen

Marrie Ellen is someone you would want to be your wife more than anything else in the world. She managed to fall down a flight of stairs with a platform halfway down, turn 180 Degrees and then fall down more stairs.

“Wow that chicks hot as fuck... but she’s nothing compared to Marrie Ellen

by Grant Hansen June 16, 2018

Managing married mens poetry

Screwing married men even though you know they are married but they must love you because they tell you the truth

"I stay managing married mens poetry because I can Bitches!!! And you can't do shit about it"

by I was minding my own business January 25, 2019