Married

Well, if it was as easy as throwing myself at a fat cock I'd be married too.

Hym "We can't all just throw ourselves at a every fat cock we meet and never work out a day in our lives. Go watch Bill Burr's 'women have no game' clip from his podcast and then say that shit again. I'd be married too if all I had to do was sit around and wait for the opposite sex to interact with me."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2023

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What's it like being MARRIED to Dana White

OK... Now take your hand 🖐 And now slam it into your face 🤦 ♂️ That

Hym "What's it like being MARRIED to Dana White? 🖐🤦 ♂️😭 in 3 emojis."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

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married rat

An ugly girl otherwise known as Marriott.

Married rat ruins everything.

by Rihannatheetaper November 23, 2021

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MARRY IT I DARE YOU 😭

• immediately restorting to marriage as soon as you claim you like something
• someone who marries their favourite things
• someone who dislikes running around the bush
• someone who yells at people I dare you

1. YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE? MARRY IT I DARE YOU 😭😭😭
2. I dislike this thing and have no intention of MARRYING IT.
3. “WHAT. U KNOW HOW TO MARRY PEOPLE..?! teach me.” said richard in curious tone.

by ivanappreciator July 01, 2024

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marri g

One of the most talented people you’d ever meet. Usually envied and loved by others because of the talent and confidence this person emits. A new age jack of trades!

“I’ll have to pull off a Marri G. for this to go right.”

by King Das October 01, 2020

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