Testicular Manslaughter

A severe, public emasculation by a significant other.

John's wife committed testicular manslaughter when she had him return tampons to the drug store.

by Reginald Beckwith December 14, 2010

ManLag

Is the delay in time between when you ask a Man to do something and when it actually gets completed.

Jim said he'd show up at 5:30. I assumed 7pm when I factored in ManLag.

or

Jim called the roofer after the roof collapsed. So much for ManLag

or

Jim is so manlagged he never gets anything done on time.

by Philinographer February 25, 2010

manual double stuff

The act of separating two creme filled cookies and combining them to create one cookie with twice the creme.

Mom only bought regular oreos so I had to do a manual double stuff

by krisseric February 18, 2011

Manufactured Meat

A phrase used to describe any overhyped, zero-talent 'celebrity'. Usually rises to alleged stardom with the aid of sleazy sex tapes, obnoxious behaviour in public, leeching off someone else's celebrity status, petty crime or extremely questionable dress sense. Another sickening product of an entertainment industry hell-bent on pandering to a worthless generation of drooling, slack-jawed morons.

"I don't even bother watching regular TV anymore. Too much manufactured meat."

by Bugzapper May 12, 2013

manslaughter

Manslaughter is a form of accidental murder.

e.g. when I killed Bill with a chainsaw because I tripped on his 4-foot plaster cast of Biggus Dikkus

You can't spell manslaughter without laughter!

by The mad manslaughterer man January 27, 2005

manslation

To interpret a woman's words or instructions into a language men can understand.

Debbie handed me her purse and said to keep an eye on her Marc Jacobs she got in New York. I looked at Mike for a manslation and he said...."be careful, it's very expensive"...then i understood.

by hiplanezdrifer December 9, 2008

manblaming

Explaining things by blaming men.

"Stop manblaming and accept that men are not the source of all your troubles. I really shouldn't have to mansplain it to you.

by Samuel Johnson Jr February 16, 2015