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Machine_Blade 

Machine_Blade: Creates bots (not using chat-gpt), and mainly plays the server: kaboom.pw
Machine_Blade:
let i = require("minecraft-protocol")
i.createClient({
host: "kaboom.pw",
port: 25565,
username: "Machine_Bladder"
});
Machine_Blade by Machine_Blade September 4, 2025

Machine-dependent brats

Kids under age 25 today who go absolutely ballistic when they're on an all- inclusive vacation and can't access the internet.
Socio-culturally illiterate, Machine-dependent brats should rediscover the power and joy of actual reading while on vacation.

Machine Gun Kellied

A sexual act similar to the Rusty Trombone, but with the person who is eating ass while giving the reach around violently getting his ass plowed at the same time.
"My Grindr date brought a friend, and I totally Machine Gun Kellied the fuck out of them. Totally fucked my back up and I swallowed some corn too!"

Disaster Machine 

Canadian Akshay Kumar known as Disaster Machine.
Akshay Kumar has acquired cult status when it comes to flops & disasters.
More than 80 Flops in domestic market & 100 flops in overseas, Akshay Kumar has every right to be crowned as Disaster Machine.
When disaster machine invented, engineer said 'yeh dekho akshay kumar'

Shit Machine 

An alternative name for a dog; it doesn’t matter if it’s a pedigree or a mongrel, it comes from the old saying “a dog is a machine for turning food into dog and dog shit, but once it’s full grown it doesn’t produce dog anymore.” Strictly speaking it’s not the dogs’ fault but is due to irresponsible owners who fail to clean up after their animals.
I hope you’re going to clean up after your shit machine.
Shit Machine by AKACroatalin December 1, 2015

Meme Machine 

A person (usually a white teen) who eats, drinks, breathes Memes. In some cases even injecting memes into his bloodstream.

He pumps out memes on his Edgy IFunny account to surpass Dibly and Racoo.
"Hey George, Did you catch Filthy Franks new video?"
"Sure did Sam, that dudes a motherfucking Meme Machine."
"For sure, edgy as shit."
Meme Machine by SchoolChild May 25, 2016