by Alyssa sanchez March 22, 2022

by Trashy Boyfriend de Alondra July 3, 2022

1. A sexy, young, dark-hair/dark-eyed male with an irresistibly attractive face and a beautiful personality.
2. That one guy all girls want because he puts every other guy to shame.
3. Walking definition of the most perfect boyfriend in existence.
2. That one guy all girls want because he puts every other guy to shame.
3. Walking definition of the most perfect boyfriend in existence.
Guy 1: My girlfriend met Luis Alberto the other day and they're becoming close friends.
Guy 2: Shit, man. You've already lost her.
Girl : Luis Alberto is so perfect. I wish he'd talk to me again.
Guy 2: Shit, man. You've already lost her.
Girl : Luis Alberto is so perfect. I wish he'd talk to me again.
by TheShander23 November 27, 2016

A madass spanish footballer
Full Name - Luis Javier Garcia Sanz
Born - 24th June 1978 Badalona, Spain
-Played for Barcelona but signed to Liverpool in 2004
-Scores vital goals for his current club making him one of liverpools top scorers
-Dedicates his goals to his son by sucking his thumb
Full Name - Luis Javier Garcia Sanz
Born - 24th June 1978 Badalona, Spain
-Played for Barcelona but signed to Liverpool in 2004
-Scores vital goals for his current club making him one of liverpools top scorers
-Dedicates his goals to his son by sucking his thumb
Luis Garcia
He drinks Sangria
He came form Barca
To Liverpool
Hes 5 foot 7
Hes football heaven
So please so take our luis away
He drinks Sangria
He came form Barca
To Liverpool
Hes 5 foot 7
Hes football heaven
So please so take our luis away
by insomniac16 July 31, 2006

by Dark_Dim September 30, 2005

A Luis Suarez is a massively feared animal with buck teeth so sharp it could puncture a tyre with the tiniest of touchest. It will bite if approached.
Nerd: If you are not nice to me I will be a Luis Suarez.
Bully: Ok, take my money, I will be nice to you!
Bully: Ok, take my money, I will be nice to you!
by MrBen104 August 11, 2014

by Im lacking juice April 24, 2019
