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lotion booger

Small, booger-like pieces that form when lotion dries on the edge/ inner cap of a lotion bottle. These annoying little bits sometimes get mixed with the good lotion in the bottle, or fall into your hands.
Rakisha: Sheniqua, do you have any lotion? I believe my knees are getting a bit ashy.

Sheniqua: Why yes I do, but it seems that it has been tainted with several lotion boogers.

Rakisha: What a pitty!
by sarah h... (yo momma) November 4, 2007
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lotionatize

to apply lotion over a large area of the body
My back is dry will you help me lotionatize it?
by Mohalick January 12, 2008
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loti

Laughing on the inside, a way of subtly expressing your laughing during internet chat. Can also be used when texting. Is almost exclusively lower cased. The progression goes, haha -> loti -> lol -> LOL -> lmao -> etc etc
person 1 - see the new c&h comic?

person 2 - loti thats pretty good.
by boobielover February 11, 2009
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LOLTID

girl 1: omg did u see your sisters new perm.......it looks like a bush is on her head! girl 2:thats funny! loltid
by squishydogyoyo November 27, 2010
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Putting the lotion in the basket

In hockey, to score a goal. Derived from an oft-repeated line from the film, The Silence of the Lambs, as uttered by the character Buffalo Bill: "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. It puts the lotion in the basket."
"Jagr leads the team in scoring, but Lemieux is no slouch at putting the lotion in the basket either."

"Iginla breaks away, dekes left....and puts the lotion in the basket! His 20th of the season."
by Nat Turner September 15, 2008
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leotie

a girl who looks like a snack with a big ass
Damn that girl is a leotie
by nile290 October 4, 2017
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lotionman

Lotionman is what our favorite gargantuan, Strong Mad, calls the King of Town's dunce cap in the Strong Bad email "origins".
"...stole the King Of Town's dunce cap and renamed it Lotionman. Don't ask, it was Strong mad's idea."
by DeusExMachina February 13, 2005
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