A lemon that can burn your house down.
All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
by TimeDeatH April 30, 2011
“Adulthood is such an urban lemon”
by brycel July 06, 2019
Someone who is sexist. If you ever encounter this type of person call them 'Lemon Man.' The Lemon Man saga is also a heartfelt story that should be read by many.
Person1: women shouldn't be allowed to be CEO. They'll just pain their nails all day.
Person2: Listen Lemon Man. Women are amazing and can go through anything we put our mind to. Please keep your gender roles to yourself.
Person2: Listen Lemon Man. Women are amazing and can go through anything we put our mind to. Please keep your gender roles to yourself.
by TeaTimeAe July 21, 2017
The accurate term for the sport commonly known as American Football. This term is more accurate because in this sport, a lemon-shaped "ball" primarily comes into contact with players' hands, rather than their feet. In contrast, the sport referred to as football globally is accurately named, because the spherical ball primarily comes into contact with players' feet.
I went to the sports bar expecting to watch Champions League but they had hand lemon on every TV!
I was talking to my friend about football, and she went off on a tangent about the Denver Broncos! Americans and their hand lemon, am I right?
Every time I try to watch Bundesliga, the sports bars don't even have the right channel... It's like all they care about is hand lemon and baseball!
I was talking to my friend about football, and she went off on a tangent about the Denver Broncos! Americans and their hand lemon, am I right?
Every time I try to watch Bundesliga, the sports bars don't even have the right channel... It's like all they care about is hand lemon and baseball!
by beeranne January 22, 2021
Distinct from a lemon tree, a lemon trrr is only found in the deepest depths of the hell that is the Palm Furnace. Lemon trrs produce bigger lemons, and are ideal for making lemonade.
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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and said to the man running the stand, "hey, got any lemon trrrs?"
by IDoEnjoyCoffinDance April 13, 2021
A slang term for an Asian, usually Chinese. It is a comparison of the colour an Asian persons skin, to the colour of lemon skin.
by dcdef November 22, 2011
by supermassiveblackwhore February 16, 2012