An obese Aardvark.
When the BMI of an Aardvark is equal to or greater than 30, the animal is referred to as a "Laardvark".
Causality is believed to be a) genetic or b) environmental or c) both.
The genetic component is believed to affect the "off" switch in the animals ant-vacuum system, leaving the suction running beyond the full point, so to speak.
The environmental component may be due to our society of modern conveniences. The vast array and easy availability of candied ants are thought to be at fault.
The mix of genetic disposition and a sweet tooth, or Aardvarks with gluttonous tendencies have been observed, but not documented.
When the BMI of an Aardvark is equal to or greater than 30, the animal is referred to as a "Laardvark".
Causality is believed to be a) genetic or b) environmental or c) both.
The genetic component is believed to affect the "off" switch in the animals ant-vacuum system, leaving the suction running beyond the full point, so to speak.
The environmental component may be due to our society of modern conveniences. The vast array and easy availability of candied ants are thought to be at fault.
The mix of genetic disposition and a sweet tooth, or Aardvarks with gluttonous tendencies have been observed, but not documented.
The Aardvark stormed the specialty food store and bullied it's way to the candied ant section. It fed until all ants, chocolate and mint, orange jellied and others were devoured, waddling away from the store as a Laardvark.
by Sinned33 February 18, 2010
Get the Laardvark mug.The official scientific classification name of llamas, because of course it is. The brave naturalists that classified the llama chose this name because llamas are clearly glamorous fuckers. Have you seen these things? They only exist as domesticated animals because they demand and deserve to be treated like queens and be adored by all. All hail the Lama Glama, the most glamorous of all species. Do not question this definition...it’s science.
And yeah, it’s llama with two “L”s and lama glama with one “L” because llamas don’t give a shit what you think.
And yeah, it’s llama with two “L”s and lama glama with one “L” because llamas don’t give a shit what you think.
Lama glamas are always walking all proper and tall and fluffy and glamorous like they are the fucking Queen of England.
by Llamas 4 lyfe November 29, 2020
Get the Lama Glama mug.Related Words
lamar
• Lamar Jackson
• Lamar Smith
• Lamarcus
• lamara
• Lamari
• lamarni
• lamaria
• lamarian
• Lamar Institute of Technology
A man who plays varsity football like a god, but can't go half a season before injuring himself. Often seen riding around on a scooter.
by Ayyy lmaoooo Ayyylmaoooo October 17, 2016
Get the LaDarion mug.by Some annoyed traveller December 11, 2006
Get the lagarbage mug.by Chuck from Maine December 22, 2004
Get the Slama-lama ding-dong mug.by brownboy08 October 27, 2009
Get the musky lama mug.1. a barbie doll that makes everyone around her feel at peace
2. a problem solver
3. the one you call when you're at your worst
2. a problem solver
3. the one you call when you're at your worst
by thejellyman February 20, 2011
Get the dolly lama mug.