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Laardvark

An obese Aardvark.
When the BMI of an Aardvark is equal to or greater than 30, the animal is referred to as a "Laardvark".
Causality is believed to be a) genetic or b) environmental or c) both.

The genetic component is believed to affect the "off" switch in the animals ant-vacuum system, leaving the suction running beyond the full point, so to speak.
The environmental component may be due to our society of modern conveniences. The vast array and easy availability of candied ants are thought to be at fault.
The mix of genetic disposition and a sweet tooth, or Aardvarks with gluttonous tendencies have been observed, but not documented.
The Aardvark stormed the specialty food store and bullied it's way to the candied ant section. It fed until all ants, chocolate and mint, orange jellied and others were devoured, waddling away from the store as a Laardvark.
by Sinned33 February 18, 2010
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Lama Glama

The official scientific classification name of llamas, because of course it is. The brave naturalists that classified the llama chose this name because llamas are clearly glamorous fuckers. Have you seen these things? They only exist as domesticated animals because they demand and deserve to be treated like queens and be adored by all. All hail the Lama Glama, the most glamorous of all species. Do not question this definition...it’s science.

And yeah, it’s llama with two “L”s and lama glama with one “L” because llamas don’t give a shit what you think.
Lama glamas are always walking all proper and tall and fluffy and glamorous like they are the fucking Queen of England.
by Llamas 4 lyfe November 29, 2020
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LaDarion

A man who plays varsity football like a god, but can't go half a season before injuring himself. Often seen riding around on a scooter.
Wow that guy got hit hard! Hopefully he didn't pull a LaDarion!
by Ayyy lmaoooo Ayyylmaoooo October 17, 2016
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lagarbage

Another name for LaGuardia airport in New York. A trashy delay infested place.
"I'm going to LaGarbage today, I'll probably be delayed for the whole week"
by Some annoyed traveller December 11, 2006
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Slama-lama ding-dong

N. a home run catchphrase popularlized by Fox announcer Joe Buck in a Budweiser commercial
Ortiz hits in back, way back, and...slama-lama, ding-dong!
by Chuck from Maine December 22, 2004
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musky lama

A vagina that is unshaven and unwashed
Stay away from that chick she has a musky lama!
by brownboy08 October 27, 2009
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dolly lama

1. a barbie doll that makes everyone around her feel at peace
2. a problem solver
3. the one you call when you're at your worst
by thejellyman February 20, 2011
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