Kylie Jennered

When you're sucking his asshole so god damn hard your lips start to tingle and then tah daaah! Instant lip lift

*getting ready for a night out*

P1 "damn my lips look so flat, I should get fillers.."

P2 "no dont inject that shit into your lips! Here, suck my arsehole instead!"

P1 "OMG you were right! My lips are so plump! I've Kylie Jennered myself! Thanks!"

by PrincessPeach93 August 20, 2019

Kylie Croc

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She loves the violin, her boyfriend, her family, and her dog. She is the greatest girlfriend you can ever have and loves to know she is loved. When in deep times she keeps up her smile to make others feel happy. She makes everyone happy and she is really beautiful and loves to have a great laugh every now and then. She makes her boyfriend really happy even when he is sad or depressed.

"Kylie croc is not a thot" says Rylee "I know she isn't" says Lauren

by FxForce5 October 28, 2018

Kylie

She’s a retarded cantaloupe that can’t play iMessage Battleship even if it meant she’d die if she lost 🤷🏻 ♀️

“God damnit you’re SUCH A KYLIE. You suck at this game...”

by lilpenisbongwater69420 October 20, 2018

Kylie

A bitch that needs a nigga every five seconds and her eyes split 9 feet from her nose

Oh shit Kylie is dating drew Andy Kyle and trevor at that same time what a bitch

by Kylie’s bitch May 26, 2019

Kylie

A girl that goes out with you leaves and goes out with you best friend. She has a fear fo being a hoe. She’s racist and gets her nudes leaked. People try to help her she isn’t thankful for them and she only loves one person more than anyone. She clames to be a complex person but she’s not she’s bipolar. Also she’s a recarlation of the devil

Damn you just got Kylied

by One of your Ex’s March 16, 2019

Kylie Jenner

When plastic goes into humans instead of the ocean. Both are an issue.

Teen Girl: I wanna look like Kylie Jenner!

Some random fuck: Might as well say you wanna be a straw..

by Swaggyanimebabe August 19, 2019

Kylie Jenner

One of many people who got famous because of ther plastic surgeries induced looks. It is estimated she spent 2 millions on:
-breast implants
-but implants
-lover rib removal
-lip injections
-jaw reconstruction
-chin implant to match match the new jaw
-eyebrow lift
-eyelid widening
-nose job
-cheek lift

So basically everything on her is fake and she completely changed her appearance

Susan: damn Sally be getting that butt implant, nose job and jaw reconstruction all at once
Meghan: she gonna Kylie Jenner it for real!

by ~yellow Daffodil~ June 11, 2018