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The Kristian Effect 

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The Kristian metaphor relates to someone whose reputation (usually lies spread by ex fuck boys) is that of a harlot, and one with an IQ lower than that of Forrest Gump, but is in fact not a harlot and quite intelligent; far more than the average fuck boy believes. Often simple projection but on a larger scale.
"Everyone thinks I'm a dumb slut, but usually the guys I date and it's always THEM who cheat and quite frankly, are as slow as a Windows 98 with 2k songs downloaded by Napster. Why does the Kristian Effect have to curse ME?!?!"
The Kristian Effect by Flopstar89 July 2, 2023
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Hao kristian 

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The act of soiling and / or freezing your underpants , sheerly for comedic relief.
"The party was dying so I Hao Kristianed and we laughed about it for generations to come "

-ghandi probably
Hao kristian by Notstek69 July 31, 2023
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kristhia • kristhian • kristian • kristiana • kristiane • kristiankrake • Kristian Walker • Kristian Kostov • Kristianna • kristhal

dirty kristian 

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When another girl licks chocolate off you and then proceeds to elbow drive you
Yeah my chest hurt from last night my girl gave me a dirty Kristian
dirty kristian by Rizzzzze October 14, 2023
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