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Kris

A real go getter who loves Satan and blueberries, he lives in a small toolbox with a wooden spoon. He enjoys playing chess and shoving anything and everything up his ass with passion and no regrets, these items include the mailman, a teddy bear, Caillou, air freshener, cardboard boxes, toddlers, and rubber duckies. You’re lucky to find him in the alleyway sobbing about Lego guys with no 3D boobs. If you look him in his eyes you can see 13 different types of diet water. Always horny for juice boxes and apple pie.
1) Is that Comrade Kris?! I need to give him a bottle of vodka!

2) Wow its Kris, he’s so Pog
by Comrade Kristoff November 19, 2020
mugGet the Krismug.

Kri

Beautiful,curvy,most likely to have long beautiful hair maybe locks dark brown eyes dark brown skin she’s crazy in bed and will love you tell eternity
Kri She’s Beautiful disaster don’t ever cross her or u lost her
by Beautgsmdend December 19, 2018
mugGet the Krimug.
It is a catchphrase made by Syafinaz Binte Zainal and I think I am working harder for money. It is my secret or not so secret maybe.
Should I share? My dad wants me to marry Kris Wu because he is a rich guy but I got no money hehe.
by syafinaz confirms that? November 18, 2023
mugGet the Should I share? My dad wants me to marry Kris Wu because he is a rich guy but I got no money hehe.mug.

Kris

kris is a very hot human being. Like DAYUUMMMM hes attractive.
Crimson: Kris is hot
Deanne: wtf
by Duckckckck January 27, 2022
mugGet the Krismug.

Kris

A sigma chad with an unimaginable amount of power. Gets all the ladies. Very sexy and gets people from multiple genders.
Man 1 - Look at that kris over there.
Man 2 - I wish I could get as many ladies as him :(
by Sparkyu October 19, 2021
mugGet the Krismug.

kris

a fucking grease monkey and the leader of the kkk he also fingers his dog takes it out smells it then tastes it
by greg persky May 1, 2023
mugGet the krismug.

National Bully Kris Day

This is a national holiday in which anyone can bully or verbally use their friends called Kris.
National Bully Kris Day is a nation wide holiday which takes place every Monday.”
by KrisHater123 December 4, 2023
mugGet the National Bully Kris Daymug.

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