Kris

To suck someone off, or give a blowjob.

Kris kris'd Sirius.

by bucketcom January 2, 2024

Kris

A slang word for
a girl so powerful she could walk through a fiery hell. Most likely a girl named this will have a weird personality and she will randomly outburst peculiar comments. Though her weird comments and doings may be off-pudding for some of us, her blazing beauty makes it all worth it.
She most likely have blonde hair and green eyes. The green eyes will most likely make a brown field green again.

Girl 1: Omg that field is so fucking ugly and brown
Kris: Looks at it
Girl 1: No way you made it green again with your blazing eyes.

by TheUntoldLegend January 3, 2024

kris

i love him, hes sweet and caring. i love him so much id be willing to just let him cut off my hair for whatever reasons he wanted. but sometimes i wish i was good enough for him

“have you heard of kris?”
“back off fact got. thats my bf”

by kuyazinzane January 24, 2024

Kris-Goodbye

Like an Irish goodbye, but you do it at your own house while having people over.

Man you pulled a Kris-Goodbye again last night!

by DizzyD January 27, 2024

The Kris-Ted Effect

When two handsome, polite guys go out for a nice time, and rather than objectify women and demonstrate toxic masculinity to the entire bar, they make friends and get free drinks.

I had such a great time at Mario’s, and because of the Kris-Ted effect, I didn’t spend a dollar!

by Kj7770 November 17, 2023

Should I share? My dad wants me to marry Kris Wu because he is a rich guy but I got no money hehe.

It is a catchphrase made by Syafinaz Binte Zainal and I think I am working harder for money. It is my secret or not so secret maybe.

Should I share? My dad wants me to marry Kris Wu because he is a rich guy but I got no money hehe.

by syafinaz confirms that? November 18, 2023

kris

a fucking grease monkey and the leader of the kkk he also fingers his dog takes it out smells it then tastes it

look at that greasy fuck kris

by greg persky May 1, 2023