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kris

this kid likes dick and pussy, so call him kris
by hvilee December 6, 2021
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Kris

A guy who will most definitely pipe your mom
by Grizzly__ January 30, 2020
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Kris russel

Kris russel is a guaranteed nhl mvp season after season because of his godlike shot blocking skills and his silky scoring ability
Oh is that kris russel ? He is so sexy and good at hockey
by Ehehdhdh August 28, 2019
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Kris

a gay chick who is a stoner mechanic lesbian that listens to lil peep
yo kris is such an emo
by k4is October 4, 2022
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Kris

A real go getter who loves Satan and blueberries, he lives in a small toolbox with a wooden spoon. He enjoys playing chess and shoving anything and everything up his ass with passion and no regrets, these items include the mailman, a teddy bear, Caillou, air freshener, cardboard boxes, toddlers, and rubber duckies. You’re lucky to find him in the alleyway sobbing about Lego guys with no 3D boobs. If you look him in his eyes you can see 13 different types of diet water. Always horny for juice boxes and apple pie.
1) Is that Comrade Kris?! I need to give him a bottle of vodka!

2) Wow its Kris, he’s so Pog
by Comrade Kristoff November 19, 2020
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kris

a fucking grease monkey and the leader of the kkk he also fingers his dog takes it out smells it then tastes it
by greg persky May 1, 2023
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Kris

Kris is a silly, gender-fluid, girlfriend haver who has a kind soul. Kris may talk a lot but the stories are to die for and the also enjoy listening. If you recommend a show, Kris is sure to check it out and isn’t afraid to tell you what they think about it. Kris enjoys hanging out with their friends but sometimes has trouble speaking out when they are uncomfortable but recently they have been getting really well speaking up. Kris is awesome.
Bro Kris is so silly
by GiantJhonson_😘 March 10, 2024
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