A real go getter who loves Satan and blueberries, he lives in a small toolbox with a wooden spoon. He enjoys playing chess and shoving anything and everything up his ass with passion and no regrets, these items include the mailman, a teddy bear, Caillou, air freshener, cardboard boxes, toddlers, and rubber duckies. You’re lucky to find him in the alleyway sobbing about Lego guys with no 3D boobs. If you look him in his eyes you can see 13 different types of diet water. Always horny for juice boxes and apple pie.
by Comrade Kristoff November 19, 2020
Get the Krismug. Beautiful,curvy,most likely to have long beautiful hair maybe locks dark brown eyes dark brown skin she’s crazy in bed and will love you tell eternity
by Beautgsmdend December 19, 2018
Get the Krimug. It is a catchphrase made by Syafinaz Binte Zainal and I think I am working harder for money. It is my secret or not so secret maybe.
by syafinaz confirms that? November 18, 2023
Get the Should I share? My dad wants me to marry Kris Wu because he is a rich guy but I got no money hehe.mug. by Duckckckck January 27, 2022
Get the Krismug. A sigma chad with an unimaginable amount of power. Gets all the ladies. Very sexy and gets people from multiple genders.
by Sparkyu October 19, 2021
Get the Krismug. a fucking grease monkey and the leader of the kkk he also fingers his dog takes it out smells it then tastes it
look at that greasy fuck kris
by greg persky May 1, 2023
Get the krismug. by KrisHater123 December 4, 2023
Get the National Bully Kris Daymug.