Kris

Super gay. Loves lakes.

Hey Kris. Enjoy your butt love lake...lol

by Theguyonhere April 15, 2019

Ava Kris Tyson

former likeable person who ruined their reputation by being outed as a pedo.

John: you heard what happened with Ava Kris Tyson?
Paul: yeah! they're a piece of shit.

by DaBeasteo August 5, 2024

Kris

A mad gay hoe that fucks his cousins

Oh look it is a kris of there

by Vaindjauzi June 11, 2019

Kris

A slang word for
a girl so powerful she could walk through a fiery hell. Most likely a girl named this will have a weird personality and she will randomly outburst peculiar comments. Though her weird comments and doings may be off-pudding for some of us, her blazing beauty makes it all worth it.
She most likely have blonde hair and green eyes. The green eyes will most likely make a brown field green again.

Girl 1: Omg that field is so fucking ugly and brown
Kris: Looks at it
Girl 1: No way you made it green again with your blazing eyes.

by TheUntoldLegend January 3, 2024

Kris

A Kris is a strong, tuff and confidential individual that is loyal to defend his friends and especially family. A Kris is always jumping to your defence even if it means jumping in harm's way. Kris is the best person you could have by your side if you went to war, a warrior, selfless , good-looking and kind , lady's man who would make the best boyfriend ever because he would die for your honour, best person to talk to because he always has the right things to say and is a gentleman with ediquette . Kris has a large penis and is a very good operator with it. Kris is a genuine indervidguall

A Kris jumped in and sorted the conflict without hesitation

by Karl gto September 11, 2020

Kris Folsom

The act of masterbating at work in the bathroom.

Zach: Hey bro! Why did you lose your job today?
Conner: because I totally got caught trying to Kris Folsom!
Zach: Thats fucked up!

by Bluedevil84 August 16, 2021

Kris Guštin

24 year old guitarist of the popular Slovenian shagedelic band Joker Out. Joker Out were the Slovenian representative for Slovenia in Eurovision 2023.

He is half Dutch and is for some reason seen as a lesbian icon. Don’t ask my why that’s the case, I just know I never agreed with anything more than this.

Is known to wear sweaters with a bunch of holes in it, no matter the weather and is the best friend of Bojan, another member in the band.

May or may not be bisexual.

I met Kris Guštin yesterday! He is a lot taller than I imagined him to be, but just as handsome!

by Aceofspader March 26, 2024