A powerful forward thrusting kick, similar to that of what an ostrich does when cornered. It can be a potential deathblow when the ostrich does it, but not necessarily as bad when a human does it.
friend 1: I heard a pitbull was chasing you yesterday. What happened?
friend 2: Yeah, I ran for about a block and got tired so i turned around and ostrich kicked it in the face. It lived, but it was still out cold when i passed the street an hour later.
friend 1: i guess it won't be chasing anyone again for a long time.
friend 2: Yeah, I ran for about a block and got tired so i turned around and ostrich kicked it in the face. It lived, but it was still out cold when i passed the street an hour later.
friend 1: i guess it won't be chasing anyone again for a long time.
by ChainBelt October 30, 2008
Get the Ostrich Kickmug. by mindjammer June 5, 2016
Get the Kicking shitmug. by The real pizza July 2, 2015
Get the clutch or kickmug. Mother fucker if you don’t like it then “Kick Stones”
Can also be shorted “Stones mother fucker” or just “Stones”
Can also be shorted “Stones mother fucker” or just “Stones”
by JingoBa November 4, 2008
Get the Kick Stonesmug. An amped-up, testosterone (with a hint of estrogen) fueled version of "kicked ass". When an event, party, night out, etc. goes well beyond what would be conventionally expected or at all appropriate, taking it completely to the next level. In either a great, terrible or an utterly disturbing way.
Dude #1- That beerfest birthday pubcrawl yesterday totally "kicked dick".
Dude #2- Oh my God I know, if Richard Marx was alive he would totally write a song about it.
Dude #1- Wait, what? Hey, do you know how to get dead hooker smell out of a tuxedo?
Dude #2- Yeah, it's just like getting gum out, you have to rub more dead hooker on it.
Dude #2- Oh my God I know, if Richard Marx was alive he would totally write a song about it.
Dude #1- Wait, what? Hey, do you know how to get dead hooker smell out of a tuxedo?
Dude #2- Yeah, it's just like getting gum out, you have to rub more dead hooker on it.
by wizecracker October 6, 2016
Get the Kicked dickmug. Matt: Dude, why did you take the long way to my house?
Dave: Come on, it's not that bad.
Matt: Stop kicking the hammer and go the right way.
Dave: Come on, it's not that bad.
Matt: Stop kicking the hammer and go the right way.
by DoTheDood May 21, 2017
Get the kicking the hammermug. Thank you for your selfless dedication and stamina as you’re totally kicking ash in all parts of California!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2020
Get the kicking ashmug.