Kettle Fingers

A person who uses the kettle so frequently — constantly making tea or coffee — that it seems like their fingers are permanently fused to it.

This word was originally coined in 2025 by Constandinos Stelios Savva, a London-based creator. He invented the term to describe people who are always boiling water for a brew.

(Created by Costa Savva, 2025 — all rights reserved to the original mind behind “Kettle Fingers.”)
“Bro, you’ve had five cups already today. You’re such a kettle fingers!”
“Living with a kettle fingers means the kettle never gets a rest.”
by KettleKing June 23, 2025
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Texas tea kettle

Wait till somebody has to poop then tie them upside down and stretch out their asshole, then proceed to pour boiling water down the anus, wait a few and then drink the results
I want some Texas tea kettle right about now
by Thatonecoolguy62974 June 14, 2025
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Show me the Kettle

An term often used to refer to something saught after.
Jim McBurger Vagina: Aww look new badass nike trainers
Cillian Fitzpatrick: Show me the Kettle
by juffmongoose January 12, 2012
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kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked

Refers to all da weight-lifting exercise dat you'll hafta perform if you habitually chow down on chips and other fattening crap.
As a total chips-'n'-donuts junkie, Homer Simpson could conceivably be viewed as a prime "kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked" candidate, although I would seriously question whether his ponderous flabby bulk and squishy muscles could ever even begin to perform any strenuous exercise regimen!
by QuacksO April 28, 2022
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bean kettle

a euphemism for the butthole and more deeply the anus. a warm, wet, and sometimes smelly place which can be stirred by a variety of implements and utensils.
Hey Joey P! Bend over and let me give that bean kettle a stir!
by CharmCityGats April 20, 2023
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Dinging the Kettle

The act of engaging in aggressive sexual intercourse with someone wearing lots of jewelry. The term refers to the sound made in committing the act being similar to that of a dinging kettle.
What's that noise?
Oh that's Jim in the other room dinging the kettle with Stacy.
by UglyUseless June 23, 2021
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mississippi soup kettle

When you take a shit and use the shit water as lube to jerk off
I sat on the toilet for so long I decided to give myself a mississippi soup kettle
by Brickhouse11 October 17, 2020
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