The small and very handy Heinz Dip N' Squeeze Packets of ketchup from Chick-fil-a. Could save your life one day. The term was first coined in Georgia by high school students, now used primarily in the southeast.
Garrett: Hey Josh, thanks for coming out on this trip into the desert on a low tank of gas with me.
Josh: No problem.
*Car runs out of gas*
Garrett: Oh God! What do we do?!
Josh: Don't worry, I brought emergency ketchup!
Garrett:Fight to the death douchebag!!
*They proceed to fight and Josh emerges victorious and survives thanks to his emergency ketchup*
Josh: No problem.
*Car runs out of gas*
Garrett: Oh God! What do we do?!
Josh: Don't worry, I brought emergency ketchup!
Garrett:Fight to the death douchebag!!
*They proceed to fight and Josh emerges victorious and survives thanks to his emergency ketchup*
by TheWinnerOfTheBattle July 04, 2011
In Business or in real life .. when people can’t tackle the real issue they focus on the smallest non issue to take away their anxiety of not addressing the real issue
Moe just couldn’t come to terms with the man going to shut down his restaurant. Every day he is riding me on not throwing away but re using ketchup packets. WTF bro!!!
by Oneyed3dguy June 20, 2021
Can I have some Black Ketchup?
Some what?
Black Ketchup...
Do you mean Barbecue Sauce?
Yeah, Black Ketchup
Some what?
Black Ketchup...
Do you mean Barbecue Sauce?
Yeah, Black Ketchup
by Marxcus420 February 19, 2020
by Ketchupsmoothieyum November 07, 2021
by Jacob underwood February 02, 2021
A really good band that broke up in 2001 because of a loser drummer.
also dried blood, especially on a white shirt
also dried blood, especially on a white shirt
Black ketchup is a totally awesome band... they should reunite.
or
The dead guy had black ketchup all over his collar
or
The dead guy had black ketchup all over his collar
by pacifistemokid March 02, 2004
When a ladies period blood leaks and bleeds up their maxi pad causing the menstrual jelly to ball up and adhere to their muff.
by Butt Crack Rapist May 19, 2011