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Jousting

When two men with an erection run into each other
In midevil times jousting was for men on horses today real jousting takes place when men run into each other with an erection but no horse .
by Flybish May 19, 2022
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Urban jousting

When two (male) hobos run towards one another at top speed with their erect genitalia pointed in the direction of the other in an adversarial manner with the intent to injure or main the other in a display of dominance.
Look at that display of urban jousting on the street corner. Someone is going to get hurt.
by Yolofactor6 April 17, 2021
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Joust

To have sex with a girl from a less developed/backwards country.
Do you speak english? Yes? Your a good 5/10, let's joust.
by Rild June 23, 2014
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genticoll jousting

the act of sticking your penis in another guys butt hole for sport
im going over to brads house for genticoll jousting
by master lone wolf May 21, 2016
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lattice jousting

Refers to the sound of a man with a lettuce pistol and a woman with a ham wallet cuming together usually associated with a slapping sound (i.e. two or more people, with shaved parts, cuming together)
1)Lattice jouster - one who engages in the act of lattice jousting
"I hear lattice jousting....I want in on that!"
by Gabe Larson May 5, 2008
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donner jousting

'what did you get up to last night?'

'me and the wee tidy behind the bar got up to some donner jousting'
by West Leslie Capo June 30, 2014
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tuna jousting

Tuna Jousting is the aggressive grinding of labia between two lesbians.
After an aggressive night of kissing, Tine and Jennifer decided to try some tuna jousting.
by RealLucid1 June 30, 2020
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