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Josie

It Jodie birthday so wish her happy birthday on your snap story
by Sheereeshhh May 2, 2021
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Josi

complicated but valuable man with, is indomitable and lovable as good, when decide to do something nice it can't go unnoticed, it's fun and energetic, sex appeal and good genetic heritage, makes you feel the real powerading

Stubborn but extremely reliable and honest, this specimen of male human is characterized by its fidelity and inflexibility at the time of decisions, can be fluffy and gentile. In the card of joy you can search him in the section of good bro crush and good boyfriend
Has an unique sense of humor that u can enjoy pretty much, is really smart and responsable. There is no way to push it to do anything, even with a glock, not even with a death treat, he is there for you when you really need and you can be happy with this Pokémon as long as it has its airtight space where it will be isolated to recover energy and plug to the charger.
Watermeloniquöa: Gurl! Ariana's N.A.S.A is so josi oh my ghadd
Talysha: Thanks next I'm feeling the josi mood
Noone: nothing:

Not even church:

Me: there's no way I leave that precious man so bitches get out the way!
by Who knows about candy stuff January 30, 2020
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Josie

The swaggiest person you’ll ever meet.
You should totally invite Josie to that party this Friday!
by Josie :) May 15, 2021
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Josie Cruz

Josie Cruz has a very common personality you’ll eventually come across. She’s a mature, witty friend who always gets people laughing. When others insult her you’ve got two results, either she’ll ignore you/make a joke OR (depending on if she likes you as a person or not) she’ll go off on you. She an observer and knows almost everything about everyone. She cherishes everyone around her and tries her best to include everyone, as she’s been excluded A LOT not too long ago due to her quiet demeanor. She still maintains that calm nature, but has gone out of her comfort zone a little more than often. She’s also EXTREMELY smart and can prove you wrong if she feels like it. She’s always sticking up for friends and making everyone feel comfortable and safe. now, to conclude..DONT. LOSE. THIS. ANGEL.
Person 1: “hey you know josie cruz, right?”
Person 2: “yeah the smart ass?”
by emmaNub27 April 7, 2024
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National Fck You, Josie Day

September 2nd. Like National Shut Up Thomas day, it's a day where you tell everyone names Josie fck you.
Josie: Hi
You: Fck you, Josie
Josie: Wtf?
You: It's National Fck You, Josie day
Josie: Oh my Lord
by Wicked E February 6, 2024
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josie

josie’s are gorgeous specimens that eat your children with a passion, good sense of humor though.

Tells a joke a joke and eats your kid.
beware of josie guys!
if you don’t brush your teeth josie will come and get you
by BESTDEFINITIONSOFPOEPLE November 5, 2023
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Josie

Give a man a fish, he will be happy for a day, give a man Josie, and he will be happy forever indeed.

Josie's are the most empathic, kind and grounded people that can be found, they're pretty great. They are the sorts of people who will bake you a gotdam cake for your birthday even though you gave them a Mars bar, wow. You will never be able to match the thoughtfulness of a Josie, however it is worth trying, as they will hide when they feel sad so it is important to reach out whenever you can and make them feel cared for.

Who else wishes they could just be hanging out with Josie right now? Yeah. I know. Everyone. If you ever meet a Josie, you're a lucky sod.
If I had to choose between fishing and Josie, I would pick Josie, I wish I was Josie.
by Blugson simpson November 25, 2021
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