Typically a tall guy, who has some other quality that makes him easily identifiable such as hair color or the way he walks. Be aware around him. He is manipulative, and will destroy your friendships from the inside. Often insanely jealous, and will try to draw sympathy from false stories. Be aware of his tricks, if you meet him, stay away, or you’ll lose everything.

Jonathan told me his last girlfriend cheated on him, so he's afraid of losing me. Thats why he doesn't want me to hang ou with my friends

Jonathan by losteveryone March 22, 2010

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jonathan

A rather irritating and insufficient waste of a human being who needs to be told everything. He doesn't know what to do,and even when he is told to do something he has no idea what the fuck it he has to do.

You: y are u not breathing?
Jonathan: o I forgot... U have to remind me, im just a Jonathan.

jonathan by jonathan sucks massive wang April 28, 2013

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Jonathan

A well known arsonist. known for burning down his own house and blaming it on 'electrical problems'.

A person named jonathan is usually a very unfortunate and unlucky guy, he is accident prone and has a tendency to get in trouble for things he usualy didnt do.
The act of a person treading in dog excrement and trying to wash it off in class

'Oh i did a Jonathan and burnt my house down'

Jonathan by ACEJSG April 8, 2011

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