Jonathan

A rich Nazi who thinks he is funny but really not.

Jonathan: SaltyPants? More like EmptyPants!
Conner: No.. Just no

by Ben Sacer October 31, 2016

Jonathan

Every Jonathan has a Bestfriend named Melissa

"Hey Jonathan who's your Bestfriend "

"My Bestfriend is Melissa"

by Sibsis March 14, 2017

Jonathan

Jonathan has specks and has brown hair. He is quite spotty aswell. He is
A bit of a junkie , he smokes weed and fags. He is a bit of a fuckboy because he flirts with everyone , even boys even tho he’s apparently straight

You are such a Jonathan

by Urbanmyth246 March 4, 2019

Jonathan

Jonathan is known for being handsome, cool and having a big dick

Oh my I wish mine was as big as Jonathan’s

by Cooldudeman69 November 28, 2018

A Jonathan

The act of arriving late to ones internship after a particularly late night of hedonistic debauchery.

HR: Where's Val? Has anyone seen her?
Rai: She pulled a Jonathan.
HR: <confused face>

by ReadySetCuddle August 24, 2008

Jonathan

A word describing a homosexual high schooler or human waste

"Oh, man i need to take a huge ass Jonathan"
"Jonathan is so gay he goes to Dickinson high school"

by 92614 April 10, 2015

Jonathan

a jerk-like being that never answers his phone and is EXTREMELY irresponsable. he will pretend like he loves you sometimes, but DONT BE FOOLED. afterwards he will lie and ecieve you and not answer his phone.

UGH!!!! HE'S SUCH A JONATHAN!

by justthetruthfromme June 10, 2011