johns are mostly cute handsome and tall and all girls love them and love to toast girls older than their age and are very caring people and will be a very good boyfriend and they mostly look like people named ladi
by susan Kay March 09, 2019
John is a good humored and funny guy. He’s tall, tan, has brown eyes and hair. A little bit chubby yet very athletic. He is very stubborn and he sometimes gets mad for small things. Overall he’s just a cute, funny, wholesome, and has good taste in memes.
by Lil D? More like lil r33! June 25, 2019
Man, John is so pale, but so smart.
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Holy guacamole, did you see John? He just made a 1/2 court shot! So CUTE! AND HIS DABBBBBBbBBBBbBbbB
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Holy guacamole, did you see John? He just made a 1/2 court shot! So CUTE! AND HIS DABBBBBBbBBBBbBbbB
by lickingcorn October 06, 2017
Most John’s are sluts
by TheAdorableOne March 17, 2023
A man with a horse cock that always gets the bitches but never gets anywhere with them. He also says he's done it all and has 9 lives.
by Good ol merica March 19, 2021
The sweetest boyfriend you can have. Good in bed and treats you like a princess. He enjoys hiking and has the sexiest hair and smile. You'd be lucky to find someone like him.
by griddamtimb November 08, 2018
John is an Imperfect Perfection
by CrackedSimp March 21, 2021