Makes a good friend.
Amazing woman if born before the 1990's, creative, intelligent and motivated with a sense of adventure and ready to work their butt off. Loves the country.
Post 90's awkwardly searching for self worth, will enter industries for fame, any sort, but lacking integrity.
Amazing woman if born before the 1990's, creative, intelligent and motivated with a sense of adventure and ready to work their butt off. Loves the country.
Post 90's awkwardly searching for self worth, will enter industries for fame, any sort, but lacking integrity.
by Insatiable land January 21, 2017
A joint that is way too skinny and tight. Kind of like those overpriced Vogue cigarettes that used to kick about. Mind them? Ridiculous. A Jessie joint requires small girl like fingers to avoid crushing it and the skinny tight nature of this abomination means that often it's hard to pull smoke through the joint. You feel like you're getting high, but you're not, you're just starving your brain of oxygen.
King: Oh man what is this thing? A fucking toothpick?
Jessie: Nah man.... it's calm, everyone just uses too much baccy.
King: Bruv, this is all paper. No baccy, no weed either. Absolute Jessie Joint.
Jessie: Nah man.... it's calm, everyone just uses too much baccy.
King: Bruv, this is all paper. No baccy, no weed either. Absolute Jessie Joint.
by 72K Gold May 14, 2021
A "Jessie's Girl" is an extremely beautiful girl that you could only fantasize about being with, due to her extreme beauty or popularity and the fact that she probably only hangs out with popular guys, or that she does'nt know you exist.
(Hence the song "Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield about a nerd boy loving a beautiful girl but she does'nt know he exists)
(Hence the song "Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield about a nerd boy loving a beautiful girl but she does'nt know he exists)
Rose is a cheerleader and is extremely beautiful. Nick is average and loves Rose. Rose dose'nt know Nick exists and hangs out with the popular guy. Nick's friend told him that he was "fantasizing about a Jessie's Girl".
by inkfan July 07, 2009
by Trueenglishwisdomfather June 08, 2021
The sweetest man in the entire world...wait Universe.
He is greater than everybody in the world will ever be.
Go to www.wwujd.com to see why, even though you should already know that you are uber-lame.
He is greater than everybody in the world will ever be.
Go to www.wwujd.com to see why, even though you should already know that you are uber-lame.
Guy 2: "Dude, Uncle Jessie is so f'ing sweet."
Guy 1: "Yeah dude, he's more f'ing sweet than the lame person who wrote that definition."
Guy 2: "Totally."
Uncle Jessie: "I'm so f'ing sweet.I'm sweeter than you two lam-o's will ever be."
Guy 1: "Yea, your so sweet."
Guy 1: "Yeah dude, he's more f'ing sweet than the lame person who wrote that definition."
Guy 2: "Totally."
Uncle Jessie: "I'm so f'ing sweet.I'm sweeter than you two lam-o's will ever be."
Guy 1: "Yea, your so sweet."
by Mike February 08, 2004
by Lesbian terms June 11, 2010
1. a couple of hoes that should just give up on their sad and pointless lives.
2. ones addicted to drugs, drinking, and sex. nasty, nasty sex.
3. ones who do not have minds of their own. and will sell out friends for no reason.
4. people suffering from venarial diseases
5. an insult if you are called these names
2. ones addicted to drugs, drinking, and sex. nasty, nasty sex.
3. ones who do not have minds of their own. and will sell out friends for no reason.
4. people suffering from venarial diseases
5. an insult if you are called these names
by ihatethoseskanks May 13, 2004