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The Best Way To Cure A Jellyfish Sting

First off, pour battery acid on the location of the sting and then rub the wound with steel wool
I heard you piss on a jellyfish sting to make it feel better, is that true?
Absolutly not! The best way to cure a jellyfish sting is to pour battery acid on it and then rub it with steel wool
by Turkeybaster March 4, 2008
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Box Jellyfish

A vagina that has continued the spread of sexually transmitted infections - mainly Chlamydia or Herpes.
" I had consensual, unprotected sex with a woman from the club last week and now it hurts when I pee"

" Ooof madone! Unlucky boyo, looks like you've been stung by the Box Jellyfish"
by RaoulDukeNukem May 3, 2024
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jellyfishing

the opposite of catfishing. someone who seems bland and simple on social media but stings you with so much more sexiness in person.
Guy 1: Dude, remember that Ashley girl I showed you on Tinder? Probably not because her profile sucked. Well, last night I met up with her and she was SO HOT! Totally knocked me off my feet.

Guy 2: Now THAT is what I call jellyfishing!
by urbanpersuasion May 8, 2018
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Jellyfish

Someone with no personality or backbone. Generally pale in complexion. They have no positive but no negative features at all. Just an empty vessel. Contribute nothing to life, or your social group. Banter immune.Dull
Dan's girlfriend is fine, but there's just not much too her. She's just a bit of a jellyfish.
by Ballslikemelons July 31, 2015
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A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.
"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons
by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025
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ceiling jellyfish

any reflection of the sun off an irregularly shaped object that creates a jellyfish-like image on the ceiling
"Dude, what's that funky thing on your celing?"

"Which thing?"

"That's funny it moves when you move."

"Really?"

"Yeah ... it must be a ceiling jellyfish coming from your bald head."

"... hmph ... "
by Rossisaurus February 6, 2010
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