jaden klemme

so this is a reference from futurama that the cat needs to massage my nipples

man i need a jaden klemme right now

by plastafierce January 9, 2017

Jaenicke’d

When you kissed a female’s body part, that was previously shit on by another guy. So basically you kissed his shit.

Remember that girl from the party? Turns out I got Jaenicke’d by her after I spoke to Tyrone. No wonder I’ve had a shitty taste in my mouth. Now I’ll never be able to look that cunt in the eyes again.

by TebowSucksABigOne69 December 25, 2018

Jaden

Jaden is The most beautiful girl u will ever meet if ur tow eyes meet u fall in to a trance to were wont to marry her

Dame landan and Jaden are a good couple

by L.K.T May 12, 2019

Jalen Holland

This is usually the name of an LGBT group member, and people with this name are also known for kissing their dad on the lips, and getting beat by their little brother

Woah hes a jalen Holland, gross!

by Niggaboy01 May 22, 2019

Jaden-schrutt

Sexually transmitted disease that turns your pubes red

Oh man after last night with Becca I was jaden-schrutted and it looks so weird.

by Skrt skrt the squirt squirt May 29, 2019

Jaden

He is the type of guy fuck your mom, marry her so he is your dad, and then have 3 kids so you have to deal with his kids

He is a Jaden

by Amss leader September 23, 2019

Jaden bolad

That little Indian autistic kid who never gets in trouble and screams naw don't lak at

Jaden bolad: NAW DANT LAK AT

by Jhdjdnfx October 24, 2019