Jasper

funniest fucking person on earth

why are you laughing so much?
i just stalked to jasper

by dhhsbddbbx November 20, 2023

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jasper is an amazing boy with so many good looks, hes a kind,funny and loveable person who is fun to be around. when your with jasper you feel safe and protected because of jasper. hes a handsome boy who anyone would be lucky to have. you could talk to him for hours and never ever get bored because hes so entertaining i love jasper sm :) <3

me: i date jasper he makes me happy
friend: lucky

by Braedigh best friend September 3, 2021

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A litteral legend at fingarbording

My class neighbor is a Jasper and he always makes noise with his fingarboardz

by Ellonmusk November 21, 2021

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place. Rugged Canadian park full of pointy mountains and deep slot canyons that both provide delightful vistas and chances to lose a limb. Bears, hungry and ornery 24/7, compete with bighorn sheep and rutting elk for handouts from misguided tourists. Avalanches of snow and skiers in winter and rock in summer often flatten the frankly decaying townsite but a thriving gravel-extraction industrial plant working on the mounds of tailings from the failed gold industry and moraines from the failed glacier industry are turning things around. The recent anti-masking truck convoy passing through the park amused many of the smaller marmots and almost made up for the total lack of after-hours entertainment for which the tourists, bone-tired after long treks into the jasperiffic hinterlands, thirst.

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A tourist in Jasper recently smeared honey on her child in a mis-guided attempt to attract bears.

From out of Canada?

They’re awaiting the DNA results. Kind of messy.

by gnostic3 January 29, 2022

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