Jakob

Jakob (V) an almighty god

it looks like Jakob is here

by church person January 28, 2022

jakob

a pussy who likes to cancel ppl and has too many second chances. he is gonna burn in hell

that person is a jakob

by twinxkk December 20, 2022

Jakob foal

A foal thats lost in a daze and thinks tarry-bowls are a small bowl of weed, in reality he's to lost in the daze to realize a tarry-bowl is a huge bowl of weed and the reality its called a jakob-bowl

Oh look! Its a foal, oh wait no! Its a lost jakob foal, lets go catch him!

by Scarytarry420 September 9, 2018

jakob dunlap

a guy who usually is boring has a big nose and plays some sports but sucks at all sports and he likes to make friend but has very few

"Jakob Dunlap sat the bench the whole game" "wow he sucks doesn't know how to play i guess"

by asauhfuidsafgbsduig May 2, 2018

jakob's shatter

tfw you meet an arrogant person that tries to intimidate you so in order to regain harmony you must show said person they ain't shit.

queer 86: yea, that creep wanted to dangle a carrot like im vegan, so i had to lend a hand in jakob's shatter

queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.

by 4cc_bloom May 19, 2019

jakob

an unloyal boy who betrayes many girls

did u see that jakob broke a girl‘s heart again?

by arsen1o7 August 4, 2022

Hans Jakob

He is a bad ass man! He loves to do somethink with other gurls and is a small fuc*boy. He is a good kisser but bad in bed.

I just love Hans Jakob

by BadGirlFromHeaven January 2, 2017