jakob

this guy looks you dead in the eyes and eats a whole poop in front of you every time you see him

coworker: hey i saw jakob the other day
you: did he do that one thing? you know the thing he always does and is known for?
coworker: oh the poop thing? yeah
you: yeah. sounds like jakob
coworker: even though i know he's chinese i'm shocked every time i see him. its like he gets more and more chinese every day
you: well yeah where do you think he gets the poop from?

by MoreCowboyThanJakob February 14, 2025

Jakobing

The act of getting 4th place in a competition

The athlete who didn’t take a podium spot is Jakobing so hard.

by tpul August 7, 2024

Jakob Potts

A man with a forehead bigger than his dick. Balls sag lower than his standards. It takes a Jake Potts a total of 37 seconds to ejaculate & think of his next lie. God like complex. Takes no responsibility.

I have to take a Jakob Potts. 💩

by Cheatercheaterpumpkineater April 5, 2023

Jakob

No, Jakob has not fingered a girl. Especially that chick from Whataburger!

Me: Has Jakob ever fingered you?
Girl: No, he makes me so dry.

by ittiwitty July 29, 2023

Jakob

Typically gifted with a MASSIVE dick.

Jakob's penis is GINOURMOUS.

by oytcirtrfytd6tyuytxtryycur6tgc November 25, 2021

jakob

an unloyal boy who betrayes many girls

did u see that jakob broke a girl‘s heart again?

by arsen1o7 August 4, 2022

Jakob Foran

He is the best person in the world and everybody likes him. He is smart, funny, great at everything, super funny, good looking, super smart and he likes to be awesome

Jakob Foran is the best

by George not found June 27, 2022