Jaeger

One helluva piece of shit. That mans is the most useless motherfucker. He hires an assistant to walk him across the street, then takes out a second mortgage to pay for it.

Fuck that lazy guy Jaeger man, he's a nuisance

by WhackedSandwich January 11, 2020

jaebeom.lvr

jaebeom.lvr is a human who everyone simps over and even though they say to stop. also has tiny hands.

jaebeom.lvr is the best

by imma._.rosie December 22, 2020

Jaedensexual

Being in love or attracted to acting star Jaeden Martell

Lora: I really like Jaeden.

Ellie: Then you are Jaedensexual.

by Loser lora January 1, 2021

Jaelen

1. When someone says something incredibly stupid.

2. Saying something incredibly dumb.

3. Degrading yourself by stating something obviously dumb.

"Man, don't be Jaelen."

"I met this one girl, she claimed she was smart but by what she said, i could tell she was jaelen."

by Deadpool May 25, 2003

Eren Jaeger

The biggest failure of a character ever created. A manchild who commited 80% omnicide under the guise of freedom and preservation of his people, but in reality it was all so he could "unite" the enemy nations and hookup with his equally poorly written half-asian step sister in the process, which he achieved neither of those goals as well.

Normie: Guts, Musashi Miyamoto, Thorfinn and Eren Jaeger are the greatest animanga protogaonists of all time.

*Dies from cringe*

by Kizutaka March 23, 2022

Five-Hour Jaegerbomb

N.) A drink to dank in shot form, consisting of: Two parts Five hour energy and three parts Jaegerbomb. After drinking the feeling of death comes over you for thirty seconds, and then the overwhelming feeling of running for five miles and puking after five feet.
V.) to five hour bomb it

Jamie- Dude, Where's Greg?
Rob- He took three five-hour jaegerbombs and immediately freaked out, he ran off about five minutes ago.
Jamie- Fuck! Get your keys we have to go get him.
Rob- Why?
Jamie- He just five hour bombed three times. The fuck do you think?
Rob- Good point.

by orchardstreetbanger September 13, 2011

Jaeret

Terminally single and highly unlovable male. He's a great guy, and you want to have him as a friend, but women will just walk all over him. He might have had some assemblage of self respect at some point, but it has been a long time since he's felt it.

I think Jaeret is a pretty cool guy, eh kills relationships and doesn't afraid of anything

by Farseen January 26, 2010