"Tommy: I play the clarinet!" "Low brass: you need jesus!"
"Person 1: Staceys mom has got it goin on!" "Person 2: go get jesus"
"Person 1: Staceys mom has got it goin on!" "Person 2: go get jesus"
by DaddyMaddie13 November 1, 2018
Get the Jesusmug. 1. Jesus was a Jewish man who is known to Christian society as a man who taught the word of God. He did everything in his power to spread his teachings, and attempt to make peace in the world.
2. Jesus - A common Mexican name, pronounced, hey-zeus or hay-zoos
3. A nickname for the one person in a group who is normally calm and quiet, but who a lot of people tend to mess with/pick on. He/She usually tries to create peace through talking rather than fighting, and often seems to love everybody as his/her family. If Jesus speaks, he/she usually only uses a few words, rather than complete sentences.
2. Jesus - A common Mexican name, pronounced, hey-zeus or hay-zoos
3. A nickname for the one person in a group who is normally calm and quiet, but who a lot of people tend to mess with/pick on. He/She usually tries to create peace through talking rather than fighting, and often seems to love everybody as his/her family. If Jesus speaks, he/she usually only uses a few words, rather than complete sentences.
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3. "Wassup, Jesus? Wanna go shoot some hoops?" "Sure." "Ready to get pwned?" "We'll see."
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3. "Wassup, Jesus? Wanna go shoot some hoops?" "Sure." "Ready to get pwned?" "We'll see."
by Akairu Noizu May 30, 2008
Get the Jesusmug. by Ey-B0ss December 1, 2019
Get the Jesusmug. Person1: woah is that Jesus
Person2:yes
Person1:isn’t he the dumb fun that died twice
Personwithaneckbeard:no that was very cool what he did U fat skinny cunt
Person2:yes
Person1:isn’t he the dumb fun that died twice
Personwithaneckbeard:no that was very cool what he did U fat skinny cunt
by U_r_B_a_D_k_I_d December 11, 2020
Get the Jesusmug. 
Get the Jesusmug.