smacking the curtains

A younger man screwing and older woman really hard

My friend is into milfs, he likes smacking the curtains

by GrranDadd June 28, 2021

camel curtain

When a female's muffin top, gut (or paniculus) hangs low enough to cover-up her camel toe.

Damn...when I was in line at Walmart there was a chick across the isle with a kickin' camel curtain.

I ducked under the camel curtain and bam...found sugar.

by Midlo Clydesdale November 22, 2016

meat curtaining

the female form of teabagging.

i was meat curtaining an enemy online when someone sniped me from behind.

by mm14 November 13, 2011

Curtain Lick

A Curtain Lick is when you lick a fat persons vagina till it bleeds

Oh go curtain lick that woman you a$$ hole

by Gross fat man December 2, 2011

chin curtain

A nice long luscious hick beard, which is well groomed and maintained.

Oh man, Look at Scott. He has one relentless Chin Curtain.

by Yominister March 3, 2017

curtain condom

another name for a Dental Dam. Dental Dams are latex sheets used to provide a barrier against STIs / STDs during oral sex.

Yo, before you go downtown, gotta cover the vag and/or booty hole with a curtain condom to avoid spreading the HerpaGonaSyphia.

by Breezy.sunshine February 20, 2018

Curly curtains

When you grow out your pubs so there is a curtain for your Willy.

When my boyfriend popped a chub, the curly curtains opened.

by Blaine Bane August 28, 2017